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Fhoonism
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26 Apr 2011, 3:39 pm

I have the power to painlessly remove my left ear, but I can only do it once.

What's yours?



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26 Apr 2011, 5:24 pm

Fhoonism wrote:
I have the power to painlessly remove my left ear, but I can only do it once.

What's yours?


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The ability to make others disappear just through the power of my words.



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26 Apr 2011, 5:33 pm

I can squirt water from the gap between my two front teeth.



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26 Apr 2011, 5:43 pm

The ability to fly, but it can only be used between the aisles and in the bathrooms of commercial airliners.



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26 Apr 2011, 5:45 pm

The ability to control any bus with your mind, as long as you don't go over the speed limit and must stick to the precise bus route.



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26 Apr 2011, 5:47 pm

The ability to make fungus grow on command.



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27 Apr 2011, 2:53 pm

I have a power that causes young teen/tween girls to think I'm very sweet & say awww a lot


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27 Apr 2011, 4:55 pm

I have the power to inhale a combination of nitrogen and oxygen, and exhale carbon dioxide! And I can safely ingest oxygen dihydride! Stand in awe, mortals!


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27 Apr 2011, 5:43 pm

I can leap fearlessly over damp patches and small puddles in a single bound. Mwahahaha!


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