How was your doomsday?

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So yesterday was apperently the end of the world.

And I was doing yardwork with my mother. How was your yesterday?

Uneventful. Paranoid.

I like how 200 million people instantly disappeared into the sky and the rest on the Earth died and became nothing-well thats what happens when you believe people thousands of years ago lived to 900 years old and there were talking burning bushes and talking snakes.

I've been raptured! I'm sending this post via heavenlink. It is quite cool here; not looking forward to the harp lessons though and I keep falling off my cloud. I've already got a black mark against my name though. Yesterday I was was sat behind Saint Peter in the heavenly choir and I suggested that charcoal tablets might solve his flatulence problem. Apparently this wasn't a proper thing to say and my punishment has been to clean out the stables of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I've never seen so much sh*t in my life! I wouldn't have minded too much, but the tool they gave to do the job was a teaspoon.

^ Heaven sounds like Hell

I slept in till 1pm.

My doomsday was positively doomless
I don't even remember what I did, nothing much though.

i always suspected my life was an illusion.
yesterday, i was sucked into non existence, but i still feel like i am alive, so my "life" must be an illusion.

illusions can only happen in reality because nothing can happen outside reality, so illusions are as real as concrete observations in a way.

it is almost like a mobius strip of reason.

i think the person who started the gibberish about the end of the world would be somewhat in defense mode at the moment. can people as old as that suffer humiliation? i wonder. even though i have never found it fit to be "embarrassed", i think i know what it means.

to stake one's credibility on a claim that is henceforth disproved would not be nice to experience i would think.

anyway it is not that interesting so i will look for something else to post to.

OMG what if you advised him to take senna pods instead? Magnesium tablets might have solved the issue a bit less vehemently. Mint/chamomile tea as well. Less fibre, more fluid, a bit of apple cider vinegar and a spoon of honey will solve the indigestion/flatulence problems efficiently - especially in the realms of heaven.

I'm not going to mention his flatulence problems ever again! I've spent all day cleaning out those damn stables. I need to get a shower now before my harp lesson. Next week I get to see the heavenly tailor to be fitted with some wings... that sounds much more fun.

Not so great. I felt embarrassed about my past, when I didn't even realize how weird I acted.

Make him pureed soups, mashed potato, cooked fish and freshly squeezed veggie/fruit juices when he's hungry. By all means don't give him chocolate, no matter how hard he begs.

It was fine. Can't complain.

I managed to evade the seekers by hiding in a cardboard box for 15 hours. It's all good.

Hey, I act wierd and I love it.

Don't let that stop you from being yourself. If you're wierd, you're wierd, and who cares? Lead by not being afraid of acting wierd in public. The only person you have to answer to is yourself.

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Man, the people who set off fireworks last night kept me awake.

Great post, thanks.

My friends & I went to the Olive Garden for dinner.