Things We Love About AspieLand

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1) We wipe our butts with the flags of nationalism.

2) There are no NT teachers in the schools, and none of the classes have more than 5 students.

We know better, not to put people down.

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"I may be stuck in the 50s and 60s, but the Internet reminds me that it's 2006."
-->CockneyRebel

In this Aspie some people try to understand me. Though there is some need to work on little more friendship and unstanding of me.

It's peaceful and quiet.

It's truly a land of contrasts.

I don't like their ambassador to the UN.

We create our own UN.

You can walk down the street in your pyjamas.

In order to create a more perfect union, I hold these truths to be self evident:

Everyone should be left the HELL alone.

Three is a crowd and four is a mob, five is a riot. Six or seven ... forget it!

If you don't know me, introduce yourself to my dog, first. We'll go from there.

There will be no "louder than creation" toilets inside tiled public restrooms.

Animals are to be respected, especially at the point where they become food.

There will be no standing in line.

Cars driving by will only make the sound of soft pleasant music and will smell like fresh rain.

Everyone gets an injury free 'Fun Room' to play in.

All grocery stores will deliver at no extra charge.

Growing your own is recommended.

All visiting NTs wear identifying vests, visible from all sides.

The only things ever stolen are glances.

Work environments offer stim rooms for quick rejuvination after tasks, if necessary.

Making music is considered work, unless you do it for fun only.

Upon meeting me you must meet my cat and dog. Then the ultimate test...my sister's cat.
My cat will then convey what she thinks of you in a letter/essay. I'll get back to you in a double space letter appoximately 9 words long.

All new NTs must be brought through a scanner. Any cell phones, speaker phones, or loud noise makers will be taken away.

Mr. Bob the Llama can roam freely without fear of being captured or poached.
People will not question Mr. Bob the Llama's purpose or being.

That's all I have for now.

You have the right to remain silent.