Funniest thing you've ever done?

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The funniest thing I ever did was go to school on the last day in a jumpsuit with a gas mask on riding a skateboard in the corridors while blasting punk music.

Biting random office plants, and having the co-workers act like the game Clue and investigate who the perpetrator is that bit these plants and matching up the teeth marks like some deranged cannibal was on the loose.. I'm abit embarrassed about it now, but It's funny looking back on it.

Lived.

No, actually, I just remembered a story:
When I was in 2nd grade, I was a bit creative.
So, when my best friend in the whole wide world's birthday came up, I had to make a card.
Too bad the teacher wouldn't give me any paper.
My solution: I pulled out a pair of scissors and started cutting up my jeans.
Once I had a suitable piece of material, I rolled out the markers and decorated while we were listening to the lesson.
They thought I was being defiant.....I was just trying to do something nice.

I remember I was ten, we were all eating at a pizza place. I come back from the restroom and sit back down. I pick up the cup I thought was root beer and I am about to drink out of it. Mom tells me "Beth that's beer." Not thinking right, I say "I know" and take a sip and spat it out and into the cup. It tasted nasty and I said "This root beer tastes horrible." Mom tells me it's not root beet and it's beer and she told me. All the grown ups at our table were laughing, dad, and his friends.

One time, I was at Pizza Hut for a friend's birthday when I was 12. I let out this big burp and everybody at my table was laughing.