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SeaBright
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04 Sep 2006, 9:38 am

I'll start..

reporting crime and being treated like the perpatrator.

ordering a venti quad coconut americano with a splash of half n half and getting into an arguement with the cashier when she calls it a breve`to the new girl who you just know is going to put half the box of cream in.


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04 Sep 2006, 9:46 am

Being patronised.



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04 Sep 2006, 9:47 am

Allways being told how people love their dogs in France and how they take them everywhere, but not hearing the part (when you sister visits France) how they do not
clean up the dog poop!! !! !! !! !! ! You step in it your suit cases fall in it.



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04 Sep 2006, 9:52 am

It was going to be things that make you go WTF??? but I didn't think the title was appropriate for all ages.


*When someone grabs your clothers out of the landry with their grubby hands less than a minute after the washer stops.

makes me...makes me...makes me want to...


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04 Sep 2006, 10:37 am

talking to a solicitor/lawyer.
they always mix themselves up in their own words, they lie through their back teeth.
i alwyas go hmmmmm quite loudly to a solicitor......i let them know i dont buy it........and i dont even feel sorry for bugging them..any solicitors on here?
i cant stand them ...hmmmmmmm, i mean HMMMMMMMMMMMM.



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04 Sep 2006, 11:40 am

donkey! there you are!

8) *lick*

sorry...

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04 Sep 2006, 11:52 am

Civil Service Rules.


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04 Sep 2006, 12:28 pm

Here's how it started
Just an example of how another brother can trample
Ruin your life, sleep with your wife
Watch your behind
There was a friend of mine named Jay
Would come over late at night and say hey
I watched the fight. I thought is was alright.
'Cause me and Jay were really really tight
So damned close we had the same blood type.
Months went by and my wife got big
We were havin' a child and I got another gig
So I let Jay move into the crib and chill
He had his own room and helped pay the bills
The time had come (for the baby down to the scene)
It looked like Jay and I couldn't believe
Before my eyes in the delivery room.



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04 Sep 2006, 2:14 pm

The Hippies who are squatting in the Park, near my house. Hmmmmm...what if the Hippie Lifestyle does work for CR?



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04 Sep 2006, 2:20 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
The Hippies who are squatting in the Park, near my house. Hmmmmm...what if the Hippie Lifestyle does work for CR?

Spend some time with the Rainbow Family if you'd like to find out.
http://www.welcomehome.org/rainbow/index.html


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