Giftorcurse
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Joined: 13 Apr 2009
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,887
Location: Port Royal, South Carolina
14 Apr 2011, 3:09 pm
"Akira, you really need a new hobby."
"Shut the f**k up, Masaru! This s**t's better than GTA!"
15 Apr 2011, 2:25 am
The only time I like babies is when they're in a dumpster. 
Don't take it literally; it's just an extreme over-exaggeration of my lack of maternal instincts. 
15 Apr 2011, 2:53 am
lostonearth35
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Age: 50
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,672
Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?
15 Dec 2018, 3:20 pm
15 Dec 2018, 3:32 pm
If a prostitute gets raped is that considered shoplifting? 
15 Dec 2018, 3:39 pm
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lostonearth35
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Joined: 5 Jan 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,672
Location: Lost on Earth, waddya think?
18 Dec 2018, 11:09 am
Three doctors were talking about what their favorite kinds of patients were.
The first doctor says, "My favorite patients are librarians because their organs are in alphabetical order."
The second doctor says, "My favorite patients are mathematicians because their organs are all numbered.
The third doctor says, "My favorite patients are politicians because they're brainless, heartless, gutless, have no backbone, and their heads and buttocks can be easily switched." 
18 Dec 2018, 11:17 am
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