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Emettman
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05 Sep 2006, 1:22 pm

There are so many things which are weird, incomprehensible, simply wrong, difficult...
(Post your own outstanding examples here, if you wish!)

Though not large on a global scale this little story just illustrates to me that this world is not where I belong. Not with such people in it.

A man was pulled over for driving erratically. He was found to be driving without insurance, MOT, licence... or eyes. The man "guiding" him from the front passenger seat had already been banned from driving.

How many brain cells does it take, for goodness' sake,
for it to dawn on a person that this was a Stupid Idea?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 370.stm?ls



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05 Sep 2006, 5:16 pm

thats why i want to live in norway. no one lives in norway. :P



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05 Sep 2006, 5:43 pm

There are also too many Wars going on.



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06 Sep 2006, 3:51 am

waterdogs wrote:
thats why i want to live in norway. no one lives in norway. :P


A few do. But it's not a big problem driving without a license there either and not in Sweden either. A man in Sweden was convicted for the 142:th time (! !!) for driving illegally. He was also convicted for drug crimes and crimes of violence. He got 14 days in jail and had to go through a rehabilitation program... But if the cops find a gun without a license in your home, and you're not suspected for any crime, nor convicted for any before, you most probably will end up in jail for 6 months. I love NT logic... :roll:



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06 Sep 2006, 3:52 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
There are also too many Wars going on.


On the other hand, that means a lot of NT's will be killed.



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06 Sep 2006, 5:02 am

Litigious wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
There are also too many Wars going on.


On the other hand, that means a lot of NT's will be killed.


That's a good way of looking at it! :lol:



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06 Sep 2006, 6:22 am

Emettman wrote:
A man was pulled over for driving erratically. He was found to be driving without insurance, MOT, licence... or eyes. The man "guiding" him from the front passenger seat had already been banned from driving.

How many brain cells does it take, for goodness' sake,
for it to dawn on a person that this was a Stupid Idea?


Well, he was the only one sober enough to drive... :lol: (That'd be my story, anyhow!)


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