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donkey
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05 Sep 2006, 4:14 pm

how many men does it take toclean a toilet?








none..its a womans job.



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05 Sep 2006, 4:34 pm

how many donkeys does it take to spell?









none because donkeys don't spell in the first place



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05 Sep 2006, 4:39 pm

ahhhh how do i respond?




ahh yes...finger finger finger.



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05 Sep 2006, 4:39 pm

ahhhh how do i respond?




ahh yes...finger finger finger.



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05 Sep 2006, 4:49 pm

todays you're lucky day. i could really call you alot of names that would make you look like a complete fool but i dont want anymore private messages from the guy that owns this site saying im attacking anyone



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05 Sep 2006, 5:05 pm

how unfortunate........finger...finger finger.........dude



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05 Sep 2006, 6:30 pm

How many NTs does it take to change a lightbulb?










One. They hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.



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05 Sep 2006, 7:07 pm

How many engineers does it take to cut a birthday cake?

Four, at my company.

It really happened, just a couple weeks ago.

I love engineers, but I can sure understand how those engineer jokes get started.



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05 Sep 2006, 8:07 pm

Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.

:lol:



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06 Sep 2006, 12:55 pm

wobbegong wrote:
Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.

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baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim.



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06 Sep 2006, 2:00 pm

wobbegong wrote:
Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.

:lol:


We don't have to put in a new roll of toilet paper or hit the toilet, when there's a woman to do it, like a girlfriend, wife, mother, daughter, sister etc. 8)



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06 Sep 2006, 2:09 pm

donkey wrote:
baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim.
she doesn't want a ret*d baby dude, so save it for the wall



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06 Sep 2006, 2:34 pm

ouch waterdogs.............that would hurt me if i wasnt so frickign ret*d.....you moron.



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06 Sep 2006, 2:42 pm

you better get use to your kids looking like me, wearing tiedye shirts and glasses!

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06 Sep 2006, 2:44 pm

first time you actually took a photo on a sunny day without an eclipse?
what are u a wanna be charlie brown?



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06 Sep 2006, 2:55 pm

donkey wrote:
what are you a wanna be charlie brown?
yes