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02 Oct 2011, 4:19 pm

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school.

The robot slaps the son.

Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Kung Fu Panda.

The robot slaps the son again.

Son: Ok! It was a Porno.

Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!

The robot slaps the Dad.

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son.

The robot slaps the mom.



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02 Oct 2011, 4:21 pm

I took my son out for a pint for the first time today.

I got him a Fosters but he didn't like it so I had it. Then I tried Carlsberg - no joy, so I drank that too.

Same with bitter and Guinness. I was doubling up on everything but he was happy to just have juice.

By the time we got to Jack Daniels I was too pissed to push his pram.



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02 Oct 2011, 5:31 pm

Two fish swimming along side by side come to a sudden stop.

one fish turns to the other and says 'dam'.



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02 Oct 2011, 5:39 pm

Haha! I want that slap robot!



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02 Oct 2011, 10:14 pm

patiz wrote:
Two fish swimming along side by side come to a sudden stop.

one fish turns to the other and says 'dam'.


:lol:


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03 Oct 2011, 5:37 am

Tequila wrote:
I took my son out for a pint for the first time today.

I got him a Fosters but he didn't like it so I had it. Then I tried Carlsberg - no joy, so I drank that too.

Same with bitter and Guinness. I was doubling up on everything but he was happy to just have juice.

By the time we got to Jack Daniels I was too pissed to push his pram.


:lol:


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