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17 Dec 2011, 6:15 am

In a random conversation with my friend, this is what we came up with.
By the way if anyone take offence to this - Im christian n the religious themes are meant as a humour not an offence..

Stephen says
althought i don't think even the devil is dumb enough to trade a soul for the secrets of hell
Ket says
especially not an aspies haha =P
Stephen says
exactly!
Ket says
lol. ^^
Stephen says
i think there is like an antiaspie filtering system
we would be to dangerous if given the chance to amass
Ket says
I was trying to explain to lady with OCD that i work with today how i process information in my head.. its like that of a childs
lol true... Aspies n hell dont mix haha
Stephen says
what is heaven for us would be hell for others lol
Ket says
Yeah im sure God has a lill piece of heaven resided for aspies... seriously an NT heaven just wouldnt work for us, i mean we barely work in an NT world...
Stephen says
exactly
and considering we're regarded as Gods Chosen Children. ahahahaha
Ket says
lol i thought that was the jews.. or is that what aspies are some hybrid species of the jews sent to confuse the f**k out of the rest of the world?

Is there anyone who likes/ or agrees with my theory?
Or just plane thinks this is the most funniest/ studpidest thing theyve ever seen.
Stephen and I are obviously both aspies. =)

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17 Dec 2011, 6:19 am

and I'm stephen! :p

i'm the guy who theorised how to get a full blown Gattling Gun onto a Aircraft through airport security without detection. of course you need to have only one leg for it to work.

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17 Dec 2011, 6:43 am

JaeDee wrote:

and I'm stephen! :p

i'm the guy who theorised how to get a full blown Gattling Gun onto a Aircraft through airport security without detection. of course you need to have only one leg for it to work.

O.o Stephen that wasnt in what i posted but ohwell...

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17 Dec 2011, 10:22 am

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17 Dec 2011, 12:51 pm

Are you some hyrbib species of troll? :roll:

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17 Dec 2011, 4:35 pm

My dad says that in Heaven, no one will have Asperger's because there will be no such things as disorders. I know that a lot of people here don't view AS as a disorder, but I always have so I agree with Dad.

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17 Dec 2011, 10:05 pm

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You realise this means that you, as the person you are, will never get into Heaven if this is true.

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17 Dec 2011, 10:18 pm

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18 Dec 2011, 12:28 am

Obres wrote:

Are you some hyrbib species of troll? :roll:

no, but i know of one... i think his names Shrek!!

IdahoRose wrote:

Jaedee and I are both aspies who thought this was classically funny.
Why must so many people take offence. I know my bible, I know theres not seperate parts fo heaven, I also know that not anyone we think we know will go to heaven...
God Knows the hearts of Men... only he will chose who will go.

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18 Dec 2011, 3:31 am

Teredia wrote:

Yes, of course I agree with your theory! Hans Asperger invented the "aspergers syndrome" label to label Germany's 'smart intellectual jews' with it (You have to be smart to be aspergian, after all), so they could be deported to America for additional research allowing them to escape the holocaust! Aspies then continued to proliferate in the United States becoming a modern epidemic that we all know and love!

Yeah!

Btw, I don't think it's very obvious you're aspies from your convo. Aspies aren't supposed to be imaginative and have a good grasp of religious concepts, after all. (I'm joking, I know it's a stereotype.)

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18 Dec 2011, 12:40 pm

Lecks wrote:

IdahoRose wrote:

You realise this means that you, as the person you are, will never get into Heaven if this is true.

It is true, and no, neither she nor anyone else with aspergers syndrome enters the kingdom of God. It's reserved for narrow minded people who can dogmaticly believe self-contradictory scripture. In heaven you have to conform to the social norms, because God gets weirded out easily.

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18 Dec 2011, 1:54 pm

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

Lecks wrote:

IdahoRose wrote:

You realise this means that you, as the person you are, will never get into Heaven if this is true.

No, in Heaven everyone has AS as there are no mental disorders such as NT Syndrome in Heaven, that's the true meaning of trying to be like Jesus.

According to my scriptures those who cannot understand get a free ticket to heaven or something, so I guess that means there are still "mental disorders" in heaven. Or something. I dunno.

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18 Dec 2011, 5:21 pm

I am not a Jew!

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18 Dec 2011, 5:37 pm

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18 Dec 2011, 7:22 pm

swbluto wrote:

Teredia wrote:

Funny that obviously these people who make these stereotypes have never met any australian aspies.

Yeah ive read a couple of articals on here about the theory of Hans Asperger using his "syndrome" as an escape goat for the Jews to get out of Germany ^^
Kinda what gave me the idea for the hybrid Jew theory ^^
Though one side of my family is german sooo i wonder (they escaped after ww1) lol.

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18 Dec 2011, 7:24 pm

Ganondox wrote:

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

Lecks wrote:

IdahoRose wrote:

You realise this means that you, as the person you are, will never get into Heaven if this is true.

Ganondox, I LURVE your sarcasm... it rocks!!

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