Post funny traits about a stereotype

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I made myself laugh whilst doing this before so obviously you all need to hear about it .

Just pick any stereotype and list some funny traits associated with it. I don't mind anything controversial but be aware that others might so let's not get too offensive. I'll get the ball rolling.

Stereotype: Overly Masculine Guys

Attach shiny plastic rims to a 20 year old Skoda to make it look faster
Pretending they know better than their local football team's manager after 6 pints of Stella
Spit on the floor with an angry look on their face
Make manly groaning noises when a woman walks by so she knows how cool they are
Sigh very loudly while they take a piss so people know 'I'm the daddy of these toilets'
Regale their other male friends of how they cannot remember the slightest part of the evening before, but somehow make it sound cool
Wear tight fitting T-Shirts to show off how unfit they are and how in danger their balance is due to their beer belly
Walk with such an exaggerated swagger that they often get mistaken for John Wayne
Talk loudly over quite people because everybody knows the louder they talk the more right they are
Wear a massive silver coloured cross around their necks so people who don't ask them about religion know how religious they are
Get massive, inexplicable tattoos that are completely covered by their tight clothing which gives them another excuse they don't need to take their top off
Buy power tools that they leave in full view so when people come round they know how handy they are
Lean at the bar with a beer because those comfortable seats right behind them are too far out of the way
Walk around shops making it look like they're completely lost in that environment and angrily throwing snacks and beer in to their basket which they grip tightly to flex their arm
Fart around people because they know how much the ladies like smelling their innards