What if You woke up and Anime was reality

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What if you woke up and you were in a world of Anime, you look in the mirror and you too yourself were Anime? lol I would think it would be kinda cool the plus side it would be alot easier to read peoples emotions like a big drip by their head if they are nervous lol.

I would be have a much better figure! Also everyone would have hilariously exaggerated ways of acting and I'd like to see a real life person have lines coming from their head when they are furious.

I try to make my life as like an anime as I possibly can.

Everyone would be a whole lot cuter.

I would try to discern the kind of show that I was in, and find a way to exploit the plot in order to become the primary antagonist, outwit and defeat the predictably formulaic protagonist, steal all of his gear, and obtain absurd destructive power.

After partially destroying and conquering the omniverse, I suppose I'd eventually put my wild years behind me, find a nice dimension to settle down in, raise a family with a 10,000 mile tall cybernetically enhanced japanese schoolgirl as my mecha-bride, and breed an adorable little army of nigh omnipotent supervillains.

The kids would have their own hilarious spin-off series, with a much lighter tone, cuter characters, and at least 50% less intergalactic genocide than the parent series. This is mostly just so that we can sell a lot of little toys and stuff to a younger generation.

The world would be much more colourful and exciting.

Everyone would be constantly yelling ("On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z: HEEEYAAHHHHH RAHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !! !; On today's episode of Dragon Ball Z: HEEEEYAAHHHHHHHRRR!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!"). For those of us who hate eye contact imagine staring into those giant freaking pearly whites, also suffering from severe dry eyes. Also expect your hair to become a mess of right angles that present a hazard to other people's eyes, and if you're epileptic it might be best that you live life as a blind person.

Three words:
Giant space robot.

then i would get my awesomely styled PURPLE hair...and could finally do an anime fall down!

I would say "f**k it" and load up as many guns as I could carry and go to town.

I hate anime.

Nothing against those who like it, but I just don't get it or care for it at all.

I would very much be happy to wake up in a anime world... preferably in Japanese and not dubbed... (I cant stand dubbed anime... I would rather read subtitles for the 90% of things that they say that I dont understand) and to be fluent in Japanese cause its a really great language verbally (albeit really mean in written form :p )

I could see myself in a dramatic anime involving the typical timeline starting in an ambiguous part of the year, then fading to summer for time at the beach (where of course I would have to have a great girl or boy body no matter what) then things happening as summer end that involve the plot becoming more serious again and there being question as to if the series will last a second season... then in the winter have an awkward Christmas special to enjoy the touch of westernization of the series... finally having a season finally that could or could not bring me back the following year... but one thing is for sure... I would get a proper 13th episode that completely mixes the universe up in some way to be silly and awkward if they tried to mix it into the traditional plot...

I hope... that now in my 30th episode of my personal anime... that I end up like gintama, or your under arrest... where I'll last hundreds of episodes!

I could actually be young, thin and have a full head of hair again?!

I'd be pretty ticked off. I don't want to live in such a simple world.

I don't know how I'd feel. Yes I'd have naturally purple hair, but I would talk fast and my mouth would move in a funny way...I don't want that.

I would probably have the most orgasmic Euphoric episode EVER.

I would wonder who dosed me.

I would also hate it because I cannot stand anime. I hate it with a passion.

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