Aparently we are dolphins

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06 Mar 2012, 5:10 pm

I'm listning to Coast to Coast AM right now and there is this guy on there talking about the Alantians and how they tried to make a workforce by mixing human and animal DNA and aparenty there are desandants of these strange expirments. Bigfoot/Sasquach is the desandant of their attempt at trying to cross a human with a bear and their attempts at crossing dolphins and people are autistic people. The part where he talks about this is at 0:35:07. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... Py2hhZsgP0 This guy has a lot of crazy ideas and with all the theories about what causes autism, I felt I should add this to the mix.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:15 pm

*sigh* oh, so now Autistic people are dolphins? OK, I would like to believe that, but unfortunately I don't. Why can't these stupid dumbarses on the radio or newspapers or TV make up some s**t about people with Down's Syndrome instead of Autistic people all the time? Just for a change.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:16 pm

Joe90 wrote:

Coast to Coast AM gets some REALLY strange people on there.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:21 pm

I'm totally OK with this being true as long as I get to have echolocation, awesome swimming prowess, and the ability to hold my breath for huge periods of time.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:24 pm

We are all Patrick Duffy...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6kyANn2MnA[/youtube]

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06 Mar 2012, 5:31 pm

I always knew this was true, I could just feel it, now we finally have the evidence.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:37 pm

Well damn I finally know why I like water so much. I drink it every day!

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06 Mar 2012, 5:38 pm

David Icke has a whole thread about it.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:40 pm

You don't actually believe this s**t do you? I can't even swim, even though I practised so many times.

Let's just say Autistic people are a mixture of every animal in the whole world, so we can just forget about it and carry on being humans.

Never heard of anything so f*****g insane in all my life, I'm sorry but I am 100 percent human and that's all there is to it, I am not arguing any more, and I am not stupid enough to fall for it this time.

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Oh no - I just found a fin on my back!

Fooled you there didn't I.

Jesus Christ, what am I going to find next on this forum? Let's take a guess.....ummm......next week a thread will come up saying Autistic people are related to the Loch Ness Monster. I will take that bet.

I will shut up if it was just a joke.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:43 pm

Joe90 wrote:

You don't actually believe this sh** do you? I can't even swim, even though I practised so many times.

Let's just say Autistic people are a mixture of every animal in the whole world, so we can just forget about it and carry on being humans.

Never heard of anything so f***ing insane in all my life, I'm sorry but I am 100 percent human and that's all there is to it, I am not arguing any more, and I am not stupid enough to fall for it this time.

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Oh no - I just found a fin on my back!

Fooled you there didn't I.

Jesus Christ, what am I going to find next on this forum? Let's take a guess.....ummm......next week a thread will come up saying Autistic people are related to the Loch Ness Monster. I will take that bet.

No. I don't believe it at all. I just found it funny and thought other autistic people might get a good laugh from it as well. I don't believe it, but the person in the video and these David Icke followers seem to think it's for real. David Icke is a nutcase.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:43 pm

That must be why I liked watching Ocean Girl every now and then for the whale Charley.

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06 Mar 2012, 5:50 pm

So it's NOT true?! !

What the hell? :evil:

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06 Mar 2012, 6:01 pm

austic people would have reams of dolfin DNA in their genomes which wouldve been noticed by now.

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06 Mar 2012, 6:05 pm

Dolphins tend to be team players, and have better social skills than most aspies anyway.

If we were part wolverine, or some other solitary species, that would make more sense.

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06 Mar 2012, 6:08 pm

:lol: I laughed at this ridiculous theory by intentionally making a dolphin noise

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06 Mar 2012, 6:17 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

austic people would have reams of dolfin DNA in their genomes which wouldve been noticed by now.

That - any attempt to cross two species would result in visible changes in genetic material to reflect both species. That is, if these people even existed in the first place. The universe this theory is set in is pure fiction. The closest thing we have to the stereotypically-defined Atlantis is Santorini, which went up in a volcanic explosion at one point.

I'd prefer bird DNA. I don't like swimming, but I'd like to fly everywhere.

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