Worst case Sceneario!! !

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The rules of this game are simply, it's a story about someone, and you continue on after the last person, posting something bad which happens, like alien abductions, shotgun to the head, etc. I have found it's a great stress reducer. I hope you will all join in.

One day Bob got out of bed at the sound of his alarm. As he tried to enjoy breakfast the wall collapses and a taxman comes in and drags him off by his ear.

The taxman says "zeeky boogy doog".

his ear eventually tears off his head.

and the taxman is actually an annoying shrink

Bob complains about his ear before a parade of Elephants steps on him.

After digging himself out of a pile of elephant dung...

He got up and shrugged his shoulders but was knifed by a gang of hooligans.

Than he got hit by a Bus.

which wasn't very good for the bus

The bus exploded, and the number plate embedded itself into Bob's skull...

He tried to pull the plate out of his head with the help of duct tape but to no avail

As he managed to pull out the number plate, he tripped over his own two feet and rolled down the hill and broke his ribs and fractured his collar bone.

and accidently duct taped himself to a tree. That's when he noticed the brand, "The Super-Glue Duct Tape Co." which unfortunatly had gone bankrupt under the weight of numerous product liability lawsuits.

His muffled screams were not heard, and it started raining, and thunder and lightning begun. One lightning strike suddenly struck the tree and...

blew Bob free of the duct tape, leaving a substantial amount of skin behind.

Still he shrugged his shoulders and walked back to his house when the giant Monty Python Foot squashed him and...

he found a catalog in his mailbox...

"The ACME Co."