I've been lying about my appearance.

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31 Mar 2012, 2:00 am

I've been lying about my appearance all this time. The truth is that there are 5 Mick Avory look a likes in my family, but sadly I'm not one of them. I'm also very feminine and I take a lot of pride in my gender. I know that it probably comes as a shock to you, but I look like a Barbie doll. You've heard me right. I'm a blonde Ectomorph with big boobs and I'm a supermodel.

This is a picture of what I really look like:

April Fool's!

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31 Mar 2012, 2:01 am

That was a really funny joke, Mick! :lol:

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31 Mar 2012, 2:03 am

There are 31 days in March.

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31 Mar 2012, 3:23 am

You're a day early. This is March 31st.

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31 Mar 2012, 3:37 am

Nim wrote:

There are 31 days in March.

no thats just an april fools joke the calendar plays on you

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31 Mar 2012, 4:09 am

I thought it was today also, due to the other post that was naming good april fools pranks. After I checked the date I realized it was a day early, so I to almost made this mistake.

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31 Mar 2012, 4:58 am

It depends what time zone people live in. For those on the very earstern part of the world, it is already 1st April. Not for me, though.

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31 Mar 2012, 5:08 am

What are you doing later, Mick? Fancy a fish supper and some penetrative sex for afters?

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31 Mar 2012, 6:44 am

Damn! I forgot that this year is a leap year and there was 29 days last month. It was still a funny joke. At least you all know how simple I am and why I don't jump into big, logical discussions. :lol:

I truly am like Mick Avory in every sense. :lol:

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31 Mar 2012, 6:56 am

:lol:

I knew it was as soon as I saw that photo

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31 Mar 2012, 7:13 am

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