things you shouldn't do at other peoples houses

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11 Apr 2012, 9:15 pm

I was really bored and come across this just for kicks! and can anybody add to this list lol!

http://voices.yahoo.com/things-shouldnt ... html?cat=6

:P :P :P



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11 Apr 2012, 9:43 pm

I don't think on that list was. Don't put your foot through the wall or go find a hammer to help. To give a house member a reason to redecorate they house. When over hearing one say they don't like the decoration style & wish to change it, to a open plan room.

or go find a wallpaper stripper & start stripping.

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12 Apr 2012, 12:52 am

"Don't use the bathroom to empty your bowels, especially if the bathroom is located next to the kitchen"

Sometimes you really don't have a choice in that.



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12 Apr 2012, 2:38 am

Walking into the house & taking the car keys to borrow without asking. Then leaving it unlocked.


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12 Apr 2012, 8:33 pm

You should never snoop around at another person's house.


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13 Apr 2012, 2:51 pm

it'd be rude to start a war with somebody elses neighbours.


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13 Apr 2012, 3:16 pm

Quote:
No writing your name in the dust on the furniture

But that's so fun!


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When you're invited to their house don't bring extra guest with you

People have done that to me. More than once. :x



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13 Apr 2012, 3:27 pm

Invade the kitchen and cook yourself a meal.


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13 Apr 2012, 3:35 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Invade the kitchen and cook yourself a meal.


normally when I go to peoples houses they try to force food on to me, so I don't need to do that.


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14 Apr 2012, 12:54 am

Start an argument with someone.


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14 Apr 2012, 12:58 am

Be rude to the person trying to be a good hoast.



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14 Apr 2012, 1:09 am

using their TP, then rolling it back up on the roll, or taking their TP roll down and putting it back up in the wrong direction.



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14 Apr 2012, 2:05 am

Tossing away your child's diaper in their home.



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14 Apr 2012, 8:35 am

Waving your tentacles around at the dinner table.


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15 Apr 2012, 2:38 am

one should abstain from demonstrations of one's ability to manually retract one's uvula.



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15 Apr 2012, 4:59 am

Start digging a hole, to create your fallout shelter in the middle of they Kitchen & dump the soil in, jars, pots, cupboards, fridge, sink, etc.


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