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Somewhat like the one that's in my signature.

The spider was sat on the ceiling,
The cat thaught it looked quite appealing,
So she jumped off the chair,
And into the air,
In a manner that looked liked cartwheeling.

Babybird sat in her nest
Preening her beautiful crest
Along came a breeze
It blew though the trees
So she knitted herself a string vest.

There once was an old man from Rome
Who never could finish a poem.
"The problem, I find,
Is that I never quite rhyme,
So by the time I get near the end, I just say to heck with it, and give up the whole stupid process."