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JonAZ
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28 Apr 2012, 4:41 pm

What is your favorite joke?

Tell it here.


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28 Apr 2012, 10:00 pm

Boat, can you spell it without any "i"s?


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28 Apr 2012, 10:46 pm

"Just because I have been in a mental hospital does not mean I was a patient at the hospital."


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29 Apr 2012, 12:10 am

Dracual walks into a bar and orders a glass of hot water the bartender asks what arey you doing? Dracual says I'm making tea.



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29 Apr 2012, 1:02 am

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field.

"How interesting," observed the engineer, "the sheep in Scotland are black!"
To which the physicist responded, "No, no! All we know is that at least some Scottish sheep are black!"
The mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, "In Scotland there exists at least one field, which contains at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black."



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29 Apr 2012, 1:44 am

Q: What sank The Black Pearl during the filming of Pirates of the Caribbean?

A: A Depp charge!