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27 May 2012, 10:34 pm

When I say illogical and crazy... I mean as crazy as possible so I will start

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Spongy the mod damniel billiam
Ron Jeremeeeeehhh and flooodnfieinegkrenmgkrtnkwnewhbrjhMHVHRVAB
BBGGG. wE NEEED JESUS UP IN HERE. UP IN HERE AND WEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!


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27 May 2012, 10:36 pm

I'm not going to start an evil zombie virus and run to hide in a bunker for 50 years.
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27 May 2012, 10:52 pm

I'm pretty sure the donkey angels are hiring McDonald's fry-cooks to feed Satan so he doesn't bother harmless hobos.

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27 May 2012, 10:53 pm

Here is *bright* and *smooth*. The other place is *hurt* Orz too much tired for keeping together.
Other place is **Frumple**. Orz are here now, but almost not yet.
Soon Orz are really here! You are help Orz with *parties*.
Orz looking for you, and find you. So much joy!!
Now *smooth* place all the time, and after now never going back to outside.
Never!!

Hello to our *house*. Do you feel *better* yet?
If you are *campers* you will enjoy *the change*, but maybe not yet.
It is best if many happy Orz are coming to your *house*.
Let's *spitting* the fun words for several *pieces* and then surprising things!! !

This is my *house*. Do you want to know a *secret*? Do not *think* it too *not campers*.
You are so many *lonely* *juicy* *bubbles*. It is so sad.
Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties*
and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*.
This is the *secret*.

Happy to come to my *house* some more times. I am Orz.
I do not have the name because I am Orz. Orz is the name.
Do you want to *squirt*?
If you want to, then you do. It is best, I know it.

Oh, the *alliance party* *campers* are in the *now space*.
It is *happy spices*. Why are you there?
Of course because also the Orz are in the *now space*.
So I am waiting for you to *spit*. It is a pleasure.

*Campers* like to say `hello' when they *smell* the Orz.
We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy everyday.
Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure.

I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *smell* you!
*Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what?
Better parties in *the middle* for sure.

You think you *see* Orz but Orz are not *light reflections*.
Maybe you think Orz are *many bubbles* too. It is such a joke.
Orz are not *many bubbles* like *campers*. Orz are just Orz.
I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*.
My *fingers* reach through into *heavy space* and you *see* *Orz bubbles*
but it is really *fingers*.
Maybe you do not even *smell*? That is sad.
*Smelling* *pretty colors* is the best *game*.

One is not enough.
We are *friends* now. Never be afraid to *open* enough and *spread the wax*.

I am already telling the everything story. It is too much.
You do not asking about us the many.
Next it is the *party* and you will *become*.
It is best.
After this you are so *happy* you do not ask the many questions.
Do you anticipate? Yes! You do!
I am too *tired* the *silly* word *game*.



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27 May 2012, 11:04 pm

Like, oh my glob, I like, totally live in Lumpy Space, and me and LSP are totes BFFS



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27 May 2012, 11:08 pm

And than the tied up garbage bags turned into shiny, magical peas as I walked away. :P


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27 May 2012, 11:20 pm

When I came home today, my house had turned into a cat and my neighbour's house became a dog.


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27 May 2012, 11:24 pm

I got crazy once and I tried to touch the sun...



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28 May 2012, 12:26 am

Sweet Home Alabama is full of retired Welsh and Dutch fry cooks living in lavender and maroon condominiums. Their furniture is always yellow and they prefer Melmac dishes.
They eschew ballroom dancing, preferring the polka instead.

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28 May 2012, 12:29 am

First I'll get better, and than I'll grow a penis.


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28 May 2012, 4:29 am

(cool, a Finnagan's Wake thread)

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28 May 2012, 4:44 am

Mark Zuckerberg has autism.



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28 May 2012, 9:28 am

Atlantis is rising, but Mu,being as shy as ever, has decided to remain submerged for another thousand years.

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28 May 2012, 10:24 am

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :x


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28 May 2012, 11:40 am

kabloooom >:o Twister kick water splash!



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28 May 2012, 11:51 am

My leg!

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