Funny alternatives.

Post Reply New Topic

I thought this was a hoot, and may even be considered by some of us on the spectrum. If the link doesn't click, just copy/paste it into your address bar and then hit enter.

http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-cultu ... ge-for-you

I'm in my early 50s and have never wanted a spouse or kids anyway, so I've always been single, but I think it's about time I made it official, don't you?

I call all of you to bear witness, that I take this vow of singlehood, and will not marry or have kids.

I'm actually more like that one guy who married a pillow with an anime character on it: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow. There is a fictional character who I am in love with and I consider myself married to her for all intents and purposes. My faithfulness towards her is one reason why I do not choose to pursue real-life romantic and sexual relationships.

Shakespear wrote:
"This above all, to thine own self be true...."
If someone is happy, has found something in life that makes sense, why not be happy for that person?
I hope they have the contentment they were looking for.

Sylkat

I think it's neat how people marry their dogs.

It would be nice if the dogs had more of a say. It's really just an "owner" thing, like dressing dogs up.

I saw a you tube video of a man kissing his car I think it was titled extreme obsessions.

It was either "My Crazy Obsession" or "My Strange Addiction", which are both US TV shows that deal with people's unusual obsessions with different subjects. New episodes of the former are going to air early next year, while new episodes of the latter are going to air this fall. (I'm a fan, can't you tell? )

If we get it here it might in a late timeslot.

I'm going to marry the sky

I could marry my laptop.

Colbert is talking about it right now!