Just a bit of light relief
For the frequent fliers on here, what sort of passengers really get on your nerves?
Here's my list:
Last-second undressers at the X-ray checkpoint
You've just endured a long queue waiting to get to the security check, to go through to the departure area. While queuing up, I've taken my laptop out of the case, taken my belt off, extracted my wallet and coins from my pockets, so I can just hand it over to the security guy at the machine. But the people in front of you still have their coats on, belts on, coins everywhere in various pockets. But they wait until they get to the X-ray machine, for the operator to have to tell them to take off their belts, take out their laptop from the bag, take coins out etc... Then they spend 20 mins virtually undressing themselves going through 20 layers of items.
Boarding process Aisle Blockers
They are so keen to get on first, but then they spend the rest of their lives standing in the aisle of the plane with their hands in the overhead bins, while other people are trying to get past them.
Aisle seat A-holes
They board the plane in contradiction of the seat row boarding order announced at the gate. They get themselves comfortable in the aisle seat, then fasten their seat belt, When it is my turn to board the plane, I come to sit in my window seat, see someone had jumped the boarding sequence into their aisle seat blocking access to my window seat ; they silently tut, and sigh. Were they honestly thinking they would have the entire row of seats to themselves?
Obsessive Seat Recliner
They put the seat back while the plane is still on the ground. They put it back as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off. So the top of his head is right under my nose.
Solution: I put the ceiling blowers to point to his head. Especially effective if they are a bit thin on top. About 50% success rate.
Parents of Roaming Screaming Infant
They let the kids wander around the cabin, and annoy other passengers. Even if the seatbelt sign is on.
On one recent flight over the N.Atlantic we hit some bad turbulence over Greenland, the plane dropped, and the kid went flying. Fortunately nobody hurt, but the parents still didn't seem to make the connection that maybe he should have been strapped in just for that part of the flight, especially as they were warned.
Obsessive Overhead Bin Fetcher
Guys in window seats who keep getting up to return to the overhead bins, throughout the flight.
On-board Suitcase Man
At the departure airport, you heard about 10 reminders about the limitations and max-size of the carry-on baggage. But some dude comes on the plane with monster suitcases, having seemingly been granted a special exception that only applies to him.
Phew !
That feels better.