What's on your -will never ever do in my entire life- list

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My list features:
- horseriding
- buying a dog
- swimming in a public swimming pool
- bowling
- biking
- skiing
- going to an university
- travelling to the other side of the world
- working as a bartender
- eating foie gras
- having kids
- become a teacher
- change diapers
- work as a public toilet cleaner
- ect...

Please share your list!

Smoke
drink beer
have kids
be stupid
... basically everything my sister does.

-doing heroin
-converting to Islam
-working as a bartender
-becoming a prostitute
-buying a motorcycle
-purchase another bioware game

Nothing else is really certain but I feel confident I will never do those things.

-be a stripper
-mountain climb
-join a sports team
-steal
-get any racy piercings
-volunteer to film myself having sex for money or not
-scuba dive
-be a public speaker
-put my children in beauty pageants
-have a lavish wedding, if any wedding at all
-becoming an actual school teacher (I've been a preschool teacher)

It's hard to say, there are a lot of other things I probably wouldn't do but I can't honestly say for sure that I wouldn't do them 100% ever in my life. I just feel pretty sure I wouldn't do them. Things like (driving, snowboarding, etc.)

- Meet Einstein
- See the Earth as it was billions of years ago.

I'm pretty certain I won't do these things.

- Become an atheist
- Have children
- Skydive
- Ride a roller coaster
- Own a pet tarantula
- Own a pitbull
- Drink alcohol
- Do illegal drugs
- Smoke
- Watch Threads, Barefoot Gen or Grave of the Fireflies

-illegal activities
-skydiving
-reject science
-use Asperger's to rationalize anything if I'm ever diagnosed
-drop out of school
-buy a Mac computer
-be a devoutly religious person (sorry, not into religion at all)
-NOT go to MIT
-read or watch Twilight

I will never...

Get promoted at work
Visit another country of my own choosing
Own an i-anything
Become a professional photographer
Make money from knitting or jewelry
Live in a better house/town/state
Get what I like instead of having to like what I get.

(these are things I've given up on, btw)

Get married
Have Sex
Have children
Become an Atheist
Get a tattoo
Get my ears pierced
Wear makeup
Support Autism Speaks
Pluck my eyebrows
Wear a dress
Wear a bikini
Get my hair and eyebrows done
Grow my nails and paint them
Wear high heels
Carry a purse
Wear a thong
Hate The Kinks
Lose interest in the 60s
Watch reality TV
Spike and colour my hair

* Go cave diving
* Have lots of money (but that's ok)
* Visit a country that requires more than 5 vaccinations
* Not have any pets
* Slip someone a roofie
* Be a lesbian
* Get married
* Own a house
* Have a family
* Have a place in normal society
* Die of natural causes
* Work in a place where nuclear material is processed or handled
* Work where there is a lot of blood & guts (ER, slaughterhouse)

Here's mine:

-Have children
-Drink alcohol
-Smoke
-Do any illegal drugs
-Get a tattoo
-Buy anything Harry Potter-related again
-Steal
-Get a driver's license
-Submit to anyone's bullying or abuse
-Kill anyone

Get married
Have Sex ever again
Have children
Have a significant other ever again
Wear makeup
Wear a dress
Wear a bikini
Wear high heels
Carry a purse
Be a prostitute
Wear a thong
Skydive
Get drunk
Smoke
Do drugs
Eat fast food
Submit to a man
Own an i-anything
Work a customer service job ever again

Wear fur:
become a devout christian:
Wear a Bikini:
Go skydiving:
Listen to rap:
Eat peas and brussel sprouts:
Go Bungee jumping:

Run around Times Square in the nude.

Get a nose job
Bleach my hair blonde, put on a pink mini-skirt, and impersonate someone in the old sitcom Married With Children
go to the bottom of the sea in a submarine--like, the really deep part.
kidnap small children
tattoo my whole body
climb the Himalayas
join a church
get married, grow old, and die on a rocking chair, in a hat decorated with fake flowers
live my life like it's some accident

- Become religious
- Go skydiving
- Have kids
- Do drugs
- Get any extreme or tasteless piercing or tattoo
- Smoke
- Wear my pajamas out in public (unless for some special event, like "Pajama Day")
- Become a porn star
- Get in a physical fight
- Advertise for some tax business by wearing a Statue of Liberty costume while waving a sign out in public
- Join a gang
- Wr!t3 LyK dY$z (except when being satirical)
- Use any epithet or slur in any way except satirical or quoting something/someone verbatim
- Attend a "Values Voter" summit
- Turn heterosexual