Talk about something funny that happened to you, this week.

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CockneyRebel
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08 Dec 2006, 10:33 pm

I went to the Community Centre to use the treadmill. I was giving the receptionist my address. There was a group of seven Asian girls, standing in front of the receptionist's computer. I had my keys on my keychain, which happens to be a Routemaster, in my right hand. The girls looked at my hand, and than they were standing around, waiting for me to talk. Every time I've said something to the receptionist, the Asian girls would laugh at my accent, and look at my keychain, patting one another, on their arms. The receptionist shewed the girls away and told them to play Pool and have fun. The leader wasn't a member, and she tried to sneak away from the counter. The receptionist told her to fork over the $2 visitor's fee, and she told her to find the money, fast. That was hillarious! :lol: I wonder what those girls were saying about me. :?:



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08 Dec 2006, 11:18 pm

I was skipping, and I ran into a bunch of bushes.



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08 Dec 2006, 11:34 pm

i was in biology class half listening to my teacher blabbing about something as i drew on my hands with my blue pen. i was writing a number on each finger 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. after i was finished i yawned and stared at the clock noticing that only 3 minutes had passed while i was coloring on my fingers! i rubbed my slightly aching head totally forgeting about the blue pen on my fingers. the teacher turned around and her eyes widened"you've got a blue forehead...?" well, i went to the bathroom and washed off my face. well...i slowly became bored again in class and proceeded to draw on the pen cap. i put the cap back on the pen and...forgot again that i had colored the pen...let's just say that my desk is currently in a blue state of inanimate mind.


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08 Dec 2006, 11:52 pm

My best friend tried to shove a stick up my ass.


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09 Dec 2006, 12:44 am

Unfortunately, my week was uneventful.

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09 Dec 2006, 6:11 am

SpaceCase wrote:
My best friend tried to shove a stick up my ass.


Kancho! :lol: (Not funny for the person who has it done to them, though.)