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16 Aug 2012, 6:00 pm

You aren't going to believe this, but burgers contain chlorine, or at least used to! We know that this is bad and chlorine causes Down Syndrome because now there are burgers that have reduced sodium, and thus reduced salt and reduced chlorine! Burgers contain salt as a [s]preservative[/s] active ingredient, and salt is a compound containing chlorine, so it causes Downs! Chlorine is poisonous and can cause brain damage, thus it causes Downs Syndrome! We all know that Down Symdrome diagnoses skyrocketed when salt was first added to burgers! So if you don't want your children to catch Downs don't feed them burgers! But don't worry, you can cure your children of Downs Syndrome by forcing them to jog around the house until they sweat all of the salt out, it'd guarteened to cure them. Boycott burgers today!

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16 Aug 2012, 6:03 pm

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

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16 Aug 2012, 6:04 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

I was about to say, so I'll say...

Seems Legit!

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16 Aug 2012, 6:07 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

I was about to say, so I'll say...

Seems Legit!

I was just thinking that. :idea:

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16 Aug 2012, 6:08 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

Some [s]stupid porn star[/s] omniscient celebrity overlord inspired me. I also think I might have seen a child with Downs Syndrome eat a hamburger, so it must be true.

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16 Aug 2012, 6:11 pm

I love how someones chromosomes can be altered by what they consume.

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16 Aug 2012, 6:11 pm

Ganondox wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

Some [s]stupid porn star[/s] omniscient celebrity overlord inspired me. I also think I might have seen a child with Downs Syndrome eat a hamburger, so it must be true.

Who hasn't eaten a hamburger? (Don't you dare mention anyone from India.)

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16 Aug 2012, 6:20 pm

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Ganondox wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:

Where did you find this BS? :lol:

Some [s]stupid porn star[/s] omniscient celebrity overlord inspired me. I also think I might have seen a child with Downs Syndrome eat a hamburger, so it must be true.

Who hasn't eaten a hamburger? (Don't you dare mention anyone from India.)

Well obviously they don't have Downs in India.

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16 Aug 2012, 6:24 pm

Ganondox wrote:

chlorine is used in water
so theys no real way to avoid it

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16 Aug 2012, 6:30 pm

mmcool wrote:

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chlorine is used in water
so theys no real way to avoid it

No, the only source of chlorine is burgers! We can stop this epidemic if we boycott the burgers!

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16 Aug 2012, 6:31 pm

Chlorine is the secret ingredient you say?! Will eating double cheeseburgers double your chances then?

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16 Aug 2012, 6:40 pm

Solvejg wrote:

I love how someones chromosomes can be altered by what they consume.

Down Syndrome isn't caused by genetics, it's caused by chlorine and only chlorine!

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16 Aug 2012, 6:46 pm

It's worse than we thought! Look at all these foods that contain chlorine...

http://www.healthyeatingclub.com/info/books-phds/books/foodfacts/html/data/data5h.html

We're going to have to boycott a lot more than just the burgers to stop this!

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16 Aug 2012, 7:31 pm

This is beyond lame. Now everyone, who wants to grill some cheeseburgers? Wrongplanet cookout!! !!

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16 Aug 2012, 10:42 pm

xxZeromancerlovexx wrote:

This is beyond lame. Now everyone, who wants to grill some cheeseburgers? Wrongplanet cookout!! !!

Don't blame me if you catch Downs!

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16 Aug 2012, 11:02 pm

I don't eat hamburgers anyways. The fact that you have to take a life to eat one is enough for me.

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