I've sometimes wished that I had the bottle to wear a kilt. I don't like clothes that are too tightly fitted, and I walk a lot which makes me sweat buckets in, erm, embarrassing places A bit more fresh air round my nether regions would be quite pleasant I think, and I do have some Scots ancestry. I'm just too self-conscious about the attention it might draw, especially with my hideously bony legs, though I have known a few people who wear them regularly (usually the tartan kind.)
If others feel comfortable wearing them, that's no problem to me - though I would rather they left their bagpipes at home, thanks!
(Trivia factoid: Bagpipes can be deadly! The bacteria that live in the lining of the bagpipe's traditional "animal parts" air bladder can give you a very nasty lung infection.)
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