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15 Sep 2012, 6:27 am

I hate sporks. A real spoon and fork work so much better.

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15 Sep 2012, 7:16 am

what about splades?

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15 Sep 2012, 9:18 am

Spoon and Fork were inconceivably intoxicated one night, and after hours of intense partying (accompanied with drugs), had an illicit love affair. The infamous b*stard spawn that resulted came to be known as the Spork. Spoon and Fork both deny their role in contributing to the utter monstrosity that is the Spork, both blaming each other and Knife, their lewd neighbor with unsavory fantasies.

This looks like a case for Maury.

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15 Sep 2012, 1:00 pm

That's funny, I was just thinking about sporks the other day, I was thinking "I haven't seen any sporks in a long time... sporks suck."

They really do, they're not as good as a spoon, and they are positively useless as a fork.

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15 Sep 2012, 1:06 pm

I remember those from elementary school lunches. Used to save money but rather useless for its designed function.

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15 Sep 2012, 11:44 pm

What about a Snoorpk

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvldjZiBG8[/youtube]

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16 Sep 2012, 1:50 am

I used a spork once and I thought it was pretty cool. It'd be useful for eating things like soup or potato salad.

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16 Sep 2012, 7:29 am

nick007 wrote:

What about a Snoorpk

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvldjZiBG8[/youtube]

Is this a parody or a real american ad? I can't tell the difference.

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16 Sep 2012, 12:06 pm

BlackDwarf wrote:

nick007 wrote:

What about a Snoorpk

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vvldjZiBG8[/youtube]

Is this a parody or a real american ad? I can't tell the difference.

It's a skit from Mad TV :lol:

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16 Sep 2012, 12:33 pm

Sporks are impossible to eat with. I had to eat spaghetti with a spork one time.

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16 Sep 2012, 12:53 pm

xxZeromancerlovexx wrote:

Sporks are impossible to eat with. I had to eat spaghetti with a spork one time.

I think it depends on what your eating. The long stringy type spaghetti requires a fork(need to kind of twist it around the points of it) but a spoon works well for the shell type spaghetti(you can just scoop it up) & I don't think a spork would make that type much more difficult to eat with. The only time I use sporks is when I got to fast-food places that use them but I have no problem eating the food I use it for with it like red-beans & rice; I use it like a spoon & scoop it up.

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16 Sep 2012, 12:55 pm

I also love sporks. They're fun to eat with.

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