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06 Jan 2013, 2:32 am

A friend of mine put this on her fb page. I have no idea where she got it, or if it's fake, but if it's real I bet they got a lot of business from people who thought it was funny.

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chineserestaurant by OliveOilMom, on Flickr


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06 Jan 2013, 2:40 am

I have a book that features marquee typos, or otherwise funny.

There was a Wendy's marquee that was supposed to say "Now hiring all shifts. Come be a part of our team."

But one of the letters was missing from one of the words (hint: first sentence)


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06 Jan 2013, 6:05 am

... Stir fried cat to go please. :P


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06 Jan 2013, 6:29 am

Cat is a delicacy in Italy too, apparently



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06 Jan 2013, 6:31 am

Yuzu wrote:
Cat is a delicacy in Italy too, apparently


Cats and dogs are regularly eaten in some rural farming regions of Switzerland. The Swiss parliament tried to ban it years ago, but they eventually decided that it was a matter of personal conscience!



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06 Jan 2013, 7:23 am

Tequila wrote:
Yuzu wrote:
Cat is a delicacy in Italy too, apparently


Cats and dogs are regularly eaten in some rural farming regions of Switzerland. The Swiss parliament tried to ban it years ago, but they eventually decided that it was a matter of personal conscience!


I've heard on TV that Americans even eat something called "hot dogs".


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06 Jan 2013, 7:28 am

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I've heard on TV that Americans even eat something called "hot dogs".


With yellow mustard. Yellow. Mustard.

Perhaps the Declaration of Independence wasn't such a bad thing after all.



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06 Jan 2013, 7:51 am

Tequila wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
I've heard on TV that Americans even eat something called "hot dogs".


With yellow mustard. Yellow. Mustard.

Perhaps the Declaration of Independence wasn't such a bad thing after all.


I like chili, slaw, and onions on mine please. No mayo or mustard and never ketchup.


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06 Jan 2013, 8:25 am

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so... and then there's this one.
a subliminal warning, perhaps?


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06 Jan 2013, 8:36 am

TallyMan wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Yuzu wrote:
Cat is a delicacy in Italy too, apparently


Cats and dogs are regularly eaten in some rural farming regions of Switzerland. The Swiss parliament tried to ban it years ago, but they eventually decided that it was a matter of personal conscience!


I've heard on TV that Americans even eat something called "hot dogs".


Don't ever ask what they're made of, though.


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06 Jan 2013, 9:56 am

That's a very funny sign. :lol:


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06 Jan 2013, 11:38 am

Foxxtale wrote:
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so... and then there's this one.
a subliminal warning, perhaps?


That's also another funny sign. :lol:


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06 Jan 2013, 11:39 am

Tim_Tex wrote:
Don't ever ask what they're made of, though.


If you ever find out what Danish pølser are made of - you know, the disgusting-looking sausages served from fast food wagons all over Denmark that look like elements of a dog's penis - please, whatever you do, keep it to yourself. I don't need nightmares.



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06 Jan 2013, 11:44 am

There was a awesome Chinese restaurant a few hours from here,someone started a rumor that they were serving cat.They later went out of business so maybe it was true,all I can say is "Damm,it was good!!" I'm now eyeing the cat I'm babysitting,it is young,tender,.......



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06 Jan 2013, 12:59 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Yuzu wrote:
Cat is a delicacy in Italy too, apparently


Cats and dogs are regularly eaten in some rural farming regions of Switzerland. The Swiss parliament tried to ban it years ago, but they eventually decided that it was a matter of personal conscience!


I've heard on TV that Americans even eat something called "hot dogs".


Don't ever ask what they're made of, though.


lips and butt holes.........there great!!
a chicago dog is unbeatable!!


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06 Jan 2013, 1:46 pm

I like the Cajun Boudin.