Funny things you have done.

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Name things you have done that are funny.

For instance. I wonder if anyone has done this. I have emailed myself few times and get concerned that I don't get a response back from the person I meant to send it too. OR I have emailed a person thinking I emailed the right one, when it fact it was the wrong person! The last name is nearly the same.

Around the holidays in 2009 at work, my supervisor at the time was named Christian. Well I must have been tired or thinking ahead towards the holidays. I emailed a leave request to my supervisor, but instead of putting Christian, I put Christmas. I'm a contractor with the federal government. So the federal government contact person emailed me back saying that he loved my supervisor's name, and I got confused till he outlined in bold Christmas.

I asked dad long time ago what a piccolo was and he told me it's a type of fruit. He meant to say flute.

I arrived at school and realized that I had left my bag with all my textbooks etc in it at home.

I by mistake said "your fat looks nice", instead of "your hat looks nice" to an obese person (maybe because I was subconsciously thinking about that person's fat).

Not really something funny I've done, but when I asked my dad if I could punch him as hard as I can, he says sure, but only if I get to punch you as hard as I can. I thought it was really funny.

When I was in high school there was this guy named paul that was a dick. I don't remember exactly what he did to set me off because it was a long time ago but I was out for pay back. Paul word a baseball cap every day and one day he left his cap on his desk. I grabbed the cap quickly, got my bottle of white-out, poured 2 lines of it inside his cap from front to back, and replaced it on his desk. He put the hat on then when he took it off he had 2 white stripes on his black hair and looked like a skunk. I thought it was hilarious but I got in trouble for it. The principal told me I could apologize or be suspended. Given the choice between apologizing to that as*hole or a vacation from school I quickly chose the vacation.

Fun with White-out! My fifth-grade classmate and I accidentally got high on it at school one day. I was trying to do an assignment where neatness counted and my writing was so terrible, so I had to use a lot of it. I started getting silly...

She was wondering what I was laughing about and picked up the bottle and took a huge sniff. "That smells pretty good!" Sniff. "What's in this stuff?" (pretends to read the label) "Hmm, 'Sugar, corn syrup...'" We were both laughing louder and louder.

The teacher noticed what we were doing and made us quit. After that, white-out was allowed only on her desk and you had to ask permission to use it.