Warp a Christmas Song

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19 Nov 2006, 5:32 pm

I'll start:

Out with the new and in with the old
Out with the new and in with the old
Out with the new and in with the old
Out with the new and in with the old

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Save the Routemaster, everyone!
Save the Routemaster!

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19 Nov 2006, 7:15 pm

Rudolph the red-nosed aspie,
had a very shiny hose...

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19 Nov 2006, 7:17 pm

Silver hells, silver hells
It's Christmas time in the underworld...

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19 Nov 2006, 7:21 pm

O come oh come and give me more egg-nog...

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19 Nov 2006, 7:24 pm

Silenced gun
And a big sword
You can't win
I pwn you

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19 Nov 2006, 7:24 pm

Hark, the one-winged angel sings
Glory to his new found wings...

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19 Nov 2006, 7:47 pm

I've gotten in SO much trouble over the years for doing that, hehehe.

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19 Nov 2006, 8:39 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

/me sits here listening to xmas songs on yahoo radio and sees your post. that was great one there cockneyrebel. goes to tune of we wish you a merry xmas?? if it does its very good!

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19 Nov 2006, 8:51 pm

Rudoph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Has a very shiny nose
And I think I'd really like him
As a boneless chuck pot roast

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19 Nov 2006, 9:05 pm

Better watch out

I think she's a guy

I ain't quite sure

but somethin' ain't right

Hilary Clinton is comin'

to town

From Larry the cable guy

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19 Nov 2006, 11:38 pm

Silent Newt
Unholy Newt
So uncalm
Not too bright

Devilish ways of his NT actions
Not caring about those who are eccentric

Rot and die in Hell,
Rot and die in Hell

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19 Nov 2006, 11:43 pm

doordoctor wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

/me sits here listening to xmas songs on yahoo radio and sees your post. that was great one there cockneyrebel. goes to tune of we wish you a merry xmas?? if it does its very good!

Actually, it goes to the tune of 'Out With The Old and In With The New' by George Harrison. :lol:

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20 Nov 2006, 11:58 am

You better watch out,
He's 40 years old,
He really likes kids, and he's never been told,
Paedophile coming to town.

He sees you when your sleeping,
He goes when your awake.
He watches you take off your clothes, and he drools each breath you take.

So,
You better watch out,
He's 40 years old,
He really likes kids, and he's never been told,
Paedophile coming to town! :lol:

I made that one up. There's a ruder version I'd make up but I'll stick to a less ruder one.

If i offended anyone further apologies.

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20 Nov 2006, 3:22 pm

Hehehehe

I've always wondered about an old fat guy liking children so much... And a Catholic Saint at that ;-)

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20 Nov 2006, 4:25 pm

Which town is werbert coming to?

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20 Nov 2006, 4:44 pm

My nuts roasting on an open fire
vomit dripping from my nose
I've been trashed many times, many ways
Merry Christmas, to booze.

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