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Warning: This thread is not for the sensitive, weak hearted or easily scared! If you belong to any of these categories, press the back button now, and your soul will be saved. If you scroll down and die of fright, I cannot be held responsible.
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Now that that's out of the way, who thinks that dolls and clowns are scary? There is just something inexplicably wrong about dolls - plastic things that resemble people, yet cannot move, speak or think. Dolls are like dead people, except they don't rot, and are often found in young girls' bedrooms. I have to admit, I wouldn't like to walk inside a room filled with dolls, on a dark night, alone. There's just something so...wrong about dolls, especially these ones:
Argh! Look at those glassy, beady eyes and its fixed stare.
I swear she looks like she's plotting to take over the world.
This is about the worst Christmas present any child could get, seriously. It combines the worst aspects of dolls and clowns, which are both creepy to begin with, into one hideous monster. This is the stuff of nightmares. *Shudder*
What do you think about dolls? Are they scary, or are they like harmless little blobs of plastic to you? Feel free to post pictures of more scary dolls.
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