Wood chippers

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Yes, this may be the most randomest thread out here, but then again, don't we all like to create random threads like this here?
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Wood chippers are pretty amazing. This summer, I worked with me and my dad to get rid of any clippings in our yard, and we used a wood chipper to pulverize them.

Additionally, I came up with a short story involving myself reading a very tedious and long contract (which I refused to sign). From out of nowhere, a wood chipper appears and I say "Well, isn't that convenient? A wood chipper just randomly shows up!" And then I put the contract in the wood chipper, and bye-bye unnecessary legalese.

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There a great useful tool although most of the time I see them they are being used by city employees to chip good valuable A grade hardwood from the trees they cut down, that makes me very upset to see. Wood chippers should only be trusted to those who have proven to know what chip grade wood is in my opinion.

I must be an extremely morbid person, because the first thing I think of whenever I hear "wood chippers" is using them to dispose of dead bodies.

Gotta freeze the body first.


Its been done in real life.

In 1986 Connecticut airline pilot Richard Craft murdered his Danish stewardess wife,and then put her through a woodchipper. But he froze her solid first, and then had saw her up to fit her into it.