Insult a person's intelligence.

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Want to insult someone's intelligence? Here are a few gems I crafted. Hopefully with flawless grammar and spelling.

"I imagine there is some sort of stupidity muscle in your brain. The question I have is; why do you feel the need to exercise it all the time?"

"I have a question regarding your stupidity. Does it ever run out? or does it keep growing back like some kind of demonic weed?"

"It must be so tiring being an idiot. I mean you must constantly be thinking of all the ways to be so stupid."

"Oh god I can feel the stupidity radiating from your brain, I fear I need to be behind some sort of lead barrier."

"I swear you are the only person capable of wearing your shoes inside out."

"What does it feel like to do something stupid? Is there some kind of primal urge that compels you to it?"

Do you have any good ones? I love me a good insult?

You are wearing your left shoe on your right foot.

*Front of shirt* Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt.
*Back of Shirt* Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt.

You are so dumb, you nearly starved, standing in front of that stop sign.

You don't even know what the word 'the' is.

"Every time I do something stupid, I laugh at myself."
"Wow, you must be laughing all the time then."

"When I look closely, I can see your brain cells fleeing in panic every time you open your mouth."

"I know I'm talking like an idiot. I have to, otherwise you wouldn't understand me"

"I'd ask for your opinion, but there's too much ignorance in the world already"

"If I want your monkey brained opinion I'll rattle your cage"

"Do you major in stupidity or does it come naturally?"

"There are times when you are allowed to be stupid but you abuse the privilege."

"I'd insult you but you're not bright enough to notice!"

Three letter word, starts with letter G. Got it yet.?

i need to keep exercising it in order to keep listening to you all the time.


it does not need to "grow back" because you are incapable of cutting it down.

it must be so easy for you because for you it comes naturally.

you already are. it's called your wit, and i am sorry it is not enough to shield you.


if and when you learn how to wear shoes, i will show you how not to wear them upside down.


you obviously have amnesia on top of the rest of your problems.


no.

Go call your mother and tell her how successful your choice of stupidity turned out. I'm sure she's proud.

double post

Crafting lame one liners isn't an intelligent use of ones time.

It appears the OP wasn't intelligent enough to observe that a thread with essentially the same intention already exists. "Say something rude to the person above you". Please use that thread.