101 ways to scare your mum.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:46 pm

1. Apply fake blood to your face and your arms. Apply some more to a switch blade and drop the switch blade onto the kitchen floor. :twisted:

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14 Feb 2007, 10:48 pm

2) Take alot of Niacin and turn yourself pink.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:51 pm

Smile

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14 Feb 2007, 10:51 pm

can this be for your dad as well?

4) Tell her you murder several people each night for a "company" working outside of this planet.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:55 pm

Tell her you're pregnant.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:56 pm

Invite a homeless person to her house on New Year's Eve.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:57 pm

Pay some trashy beggar to pretend to be your friend and visit your house.

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14 Feb 2007, 10:58 pm

LOL

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14 Feb 2007, 10:59 pm

Alka Seltzer+Red Food Colouring+Toy Sword==Fun

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14 Feb 2007, 10:59 pm

Replace her smokes with joints and put them in the darkest room of the house.

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14 Feb 2007, 11:01 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

1. Apply fake blood to your face and your arms. Apply some more to a switch blade and drop the switch blade onto the kitchen floor. :twisted:

actually...i was bored one night so i started to bend an empty can. i cut my finger on the can and scratched my head with the bloody finger without realizing i had cut my finger. the pain came along and i went into my sis's well lit room to get a better look at my finger. i saw in my sis's mirror that i had blood smeared on my face. i proceeded to rub it off...but then an idea launched in my mind and...it looked like i was in some war movie. yeah, i freaked out my mom.

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14 Feb 2007, 11:04 pm

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CockneyRebel wrote:

1. Apply fake blood to your face and your arms. Apply some more to a switch blade and drop the switch blade onto the kitchen floor. :twisted:

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14 Feb 2007, 11:07 pm

Find a Rap CD that has the most swear words that you can find on such a CD, put it into a Celene Dion jewel case and give it to her for Mother's Day. When she opens it, demand taht she play it on her stereo system, pronto!

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