funny story.

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good news i got back my internet connection back. But i wasn't so lucky yesterday. As i was forced into an unwilling advanture.

I was at the same Cyber Cafe(CC) the last time i wrote to you. as i was reading your mail and trying to figure out what should i reply, i suddently have a nasty stomuch ache. So, i went to the toilet without cheking out my computer cause i can feel its coming out soon. As i squat down to 'make my chocolate cake', i was in for a suprise because what came out wasn't solid infact it was 80% liquish and 20% solid substance, i was like "What the hack?" But i don't care as long i'm done i'm out of here. But just as i cleaned up and ready to go, i felt the battle isn't over, as the second wave is approcing. I quickly go back to my 'battle position and brace the impact". This time nothing much came out instead the pain grew stronger, i felt my head getting hotter and sweats are forming above my neck. "God, help me, stop the pain plase" i said as i sink my head between my arms, while at that i shake my body 'hoping' to shake off what ever is causing the pain in my stomuch. I suddently realise my legs are numb, i tried to move them abit but its no use. As the pain grew stronger, i hold my left hand onto the water pipe handle, and i'm sure i saw it shaking and was on the edge of snaping.
Moments after i hold the pipe, i heard the sound of blackout, it seems the computer had shut down for some reasons. I tried calling the people who came in the toilet but no replys. The stomuch pain still annoys me, but as i cleaned up and about to stand up, blood rushes back into my numbed legs causing it to paralyze, i can't move much as it only add more pain to my legs.
I had to stand still for a few minutes before it goes off, but the stomuch ache still clinch on me. As i walk out, i confirm my theory was right, all the computer was shut down. I can't walk propely after what i gone through in the toilet, when i reach the cash counter, i lean my head on my arms on the counter table as i can barely support my self.
But 'who ever works there' says the doctor will only arrive at 5.30pm and you have to wait. And i was like "NO! You got to be kidding!". So i had no choice but to go to another clinic. It was until the forth clinic that i manage to get a doctor AT LAST. After checking the doctor say i might have 'food poisening', and ask wheather i would like to take the pills or the injection.
I chose the pills but was later convinced by my dad to take the injection as its faster to take effect. It sure feels weird and unsecured and abit of sting, but it reduses my stomuch pain at least. The doctor tells me to go home and rest, but when i went on my car i don't fell doing anything but to rest my head and take a nap.
Moments later i vomited, out side of the car of cause, its terible, i could taste the KFC i ate that afternoon, and a.. its juz terible. Later i went home, i bath and i sleep all the way till today. I'm ok now still abit waek but ok.

How is that funny?