Conclusive Proof that Girls are Evil (Mathematical Joke)

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14 Mar 2007, 3:08 pm

Girls take up your time and your money

So Girls = Time x Money

But 'money is time, time is money'

ie. Time = Money
So Girls = Money x Money
so = (Money)²

But 'money is the root of all evil'

ie. Money = √Evil
or (Money)² = Evil

Therefore Girls = Evil.

:lol:

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14 Mar 2007, 3:09 pm

I once saw a similar thing on another forum, except using 'woman' instead of 'girls', and 'problems' instead of 'evil'.

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14 Mar 2007, 3:21 pm

:lol: i have seen it before
ps id would run if i was you, you don't wnat to be here when the smiting starts :wink: :wink:

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14 Mar 2007, 3:30 pm

Was I supposed to laugh as much as I did?

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14 Mar 2007, 3:42 pm

:lol: this also means that things like children and school and college are evil because they take time and money too. :lol:

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14 Mar 2007, 3:57 pm

Someone wrote this on my door. I'm not sure who though I'm pretty sure it was one of the engineers.

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14 Mar 2007, 4:12 pm

deep-techno wrote:

Wouldn't it be Girls = Time + Money = Money2 = (√Evil)2?

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14 Mar 2007, 4:33 pm

maldoror wrote:

deep-techno wrote:

Wouldn't it be Girls = Time + Money = Money2 = (√Evil)2?

Yes, but then (√Evil)2 = Evil. The square and the square root cancel each other.

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14 Mar 2007, 4:35 pm

I hate math.

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14 Mar 2007, 5:04 pm

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

:shameonyou: lol

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14 Mar 2007, 5:15 pm

Beenthere wrote:

lol

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14 Mar 2007, 5:51 pm

These are silly. Check this out.

Crime doesn't pay.

Corrpution = Crime.

Power corrupts.

Knowledge = Power.

Stay away from the library at all costs or you'll be broke. If you're really dumb maybe you can be president of the US one day. Oh wait, maybe that proves it...

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