It is my dream to be a center in the NBA

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darkphantomx1
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20 Feb 2015, 10:02 am

Ever since iv'e been 16, iv'e wanted to become a center in the NBA. I am 5 ft 2 105 pounds and 20 years old. I practice my low post shots and miss free throws on purpose so I can hone my skills. I play center on a team full of 3rd graders and I think i'm pretty good. I average like 30 points and 5 blocks a game. Hopefully scouts take notice and I can go play center at college then eventually the NBA.



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20 Feb 2015, 10:43 am

With a bunch of third graders, five blocks is a pitiful stat!



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21 Feb 2015, 7:12 pm

I'd suggest some magic elixir that will add two feet to your height, since you're now a full grown adult at age 20. Because I don't think that even HGH will get you there.


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21 Feb 2015, 8:16 pm

Surely, you're kidding.....



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22 Feb 2015, 1:06 am

Iv'e always wanted to be an offensive linemen in the NFL as well. Iv'e been practicing my blocking skills against 1st graders to hone my skills.



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22 Feb 2015, 1:13 am

I'm sure.


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22 Feb 2015, 6:58 am

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