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Larval
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15 Dec 2005, 3:00 pm

Bring it on .. the worst jokes you can make about me.

Don't ask, just do it.

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15 Dec 2005, 3:01 pm

It is interesting to watch this thread type evolve slowly over the days and weeks.

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15 Dec 2005, 3:16 pm

I would very much like to post an insult here—not that I have anything against Larval—but because his idea is perfectly ingenious. Unfortunately, I fear the awesome power of the Mods.

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15 Dec 2005, 3:57 pm

There is nothing I can imagine that is bad about you that i could point out. Perhaps other people can lie in the interest of making funny insults, but not I.

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15 Dec 2005, 4:07 pm

Larval is so goofy... wait thats a compliment with me .

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15 Dec 2005, 4:35 pm

NeantHumain wrote:

I would very much like to post an insult here—not that I have anything against Larval—but because his idea is perfectly ingenious. Unfortunately, I fear the awesome power of the Mods.

<INSERT LIGHTNING COVERED BACKDROP, AND GIVE BLACKLIGER A MASSIVE WHITE BEARD> AND SO YOU SHOULD! AS IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE. *Plays keepy up with a lightnining bolt, misses and fries a small village.* OOPS! NO-ONE SAW THAT, DID THEY?

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15 Dec 2005, 4:37 pm

Everyone that would be inclined to use that mistake against you is now extra crispy. The rest of the people who saw it don't care.

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15 Dec 2005, 4:41 pm

Larval is inadequate in every single way. The truth hurts more than a lie.

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15 Dec 2005, 5:11 pm

I am unable to insult Larval. Someone who confuses "insults" with "jokes about" has obviously never been truly insulted and and is simply a wannabe insultee who has yet to be truly bled by sharp words cutting to the core that stun the receipient into a borderline mental state, wanting to go to their therapist but unable to marshall the shattered pieces of ego to even a semblance of cohesive activity.

You never forget your first, and I don't want to be that person for Larval. Even tho my insults are registered with the FCC as lethel weapons.

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15 Dec 2005, 10:41 pm

I really want to make a maggot pun here but can't think of anything awesome enough. Perhaps "Larval is in a state of infantile insect disgustingness" or something. Or maybe just say "You immature housefly!" Which is not a bad joke in potency but for sheer punniness is undeniably bad.

I should counterbalance that by adding that I honestly can think of nothing to make fun of other than the name. I quite like, in all sincerity, for example, the fact that you have a sort of halloween-y avatar during the holiday season. To heck with being jolly! ((Says the chick with the cat in the santa hat as her avatar.))

If this upset you I shall remove it, however, you did literally ask for it.