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join the revolution so at the end you'll be kept alive as a professional flea picker 60%  60%  [ 6 ]
stay neutral 20%  20%  [ 2 ]
against the idea 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
call the people in the white coats to come take me away in a straightjacket 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
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22 Jun 2015, 5:09 am

I'm going to start a revolution during which most of the human race (which I detest) will be eliminated. The few who survive will be cats' slaves and will have to wear a collar that shows which cat they belong to. For the first time in history, there'll be a cat president.

I won't be a slave, of course, because I'm the revolution's leader.

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22 Jun 2015, 5:54 am

Cats are already treated like pharaohs. Have you heard the joke:

Dog logic goes like this: You feed me, you care for me, you scoop my poop, you give me affection... You must be a god!

Cat logic goes like this: You feed me, you care for me, you scoop my litter, you lavish me with affection...I must be a god!


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22 Jun 2015, 6:02 am

Someone here on WP (sorry, can't remember who) uses as a signature on their posts which is very apposite: 'Dogs have owners; cats have staff'.



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22 Jun 2015, 7:10 am

I'd rather the world would end that way than any way else. I love the thought of a catmageddon. :cat:


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22 Jun 2015, 11:52 am

All hail to our Cat Lords! :hail:

They hardly can be worst that humans for taking care of the planet we live on.



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22 Jun 2015, 11:55 am

:salut: :wtg: :thumright: :thumleft: :cheers: I will welcome our cat leaders :D :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :hail:



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22 Jun 2015, 1:41 pm

If there is one animal that I think would like to kill off the entire human race and take over, it's monkeys. Most people think they're cute, cuddly, miniature versions of humans (and usually they are), but they can be quite vicious and dangerous to humans. They are known for leaping out of trees onto their slow, fat, weak fellow primates and ripping them to shreds. It's only really because we're "smarter" that they haven't killed us all a long time ago. :)

But cats? Nah. It's like that cartoon Garfield and Friends where he showed that cats were originally from a distant planet and got the brilliant idea on how to take over the Earth: by making humans wait on them hand and foot by being "cute" or "purring", plus they used a machine to erase the intelligence from dogs so they couldn't thwart their plans for world domination. Of course, that was just a cartoon. Sure...just a....cartoon... :hail: :cat: :hail:



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22 Jun 2015, 7:32 pm

Cats would probably do a better job if they took over the world than Humans.

Lets hear it for Puds. :cat: :cat: :cat:



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22 Jun 2015, 10:34 pm

jimmyboy76453 wrote:
Cats are already treated like pharaohs. Have you heard the joke:

Dog logic goes like this: You feed me, you care for me, you scoop my poop, you give me affection... You must be a god!

Cat logic goes like this: You feed me, you care for me, you scoop my litter, you lavish me with affection...I must be a god!

Very true.


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24 Jun 2015, 11:30 pm

I'll get an army of big dogs so I can lead the other side :-) . I don't much care for cats, although we have three here, along with three big dogs who get along with the cats just fine. They all just ignore each other.


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