Crackers aren't cookies

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12 Feb 2016, 5:09 pm

Captcha just asked me to select all of the cookies. I did. It told me no. So I had to pick the crackers. It told me ok. Crackers are not cookies.

Crackers would be very sh***y cookies.

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13 Feb 2016, 12:06 am

Yes, although they are both small, flat and wafer-like, cookies are usually a sweet food, while crackers are usually a salty food. Cookies are good in milk, but not crackers. Crackers are good in soup, but not cookies.

Mushy cookies in soup? Ew, I don't think even Cookie Monster would eat it. :lol:

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13 Feb 2016, 11:15 am

Your reasoning is sound. I cannot dispute these irrefutable laws of disc-shaped foods. You are wise in the ways of the cookie...

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14 Feb 2016, 12:24 am

^^Yeah, when it comes to food, I always seem to be. Especially foods the whole world tells us not to eat.

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14 Feb 2016, 6:35 pm

Unless they're animal crackers!

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15 Feb 2016, 5:18 pm

NOOOOOO!! !! crackers are not cookies!! !

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15 Feb 2016, 6:05 pm

So...animal crackers are actually cookies?

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15 Feb 2016, 6:11 pm

What about graham crackers?

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15 Feb 2016, 6:12 pm

^ARGH! :wall:

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15 Feb 2016, 6:12 pm

LonelyJar wrote:

What about graham crackers?

I never thought those were cookies

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15 Feb 2016, 6:14 pm

Maybe we could classify what cookies are and what crackers are based on how good they would taste in soup or milk?

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15 Feb 2016, 6:18 pm

I've pondered this one before (it must have something to do with presiding over snack time for years!). I think that when something that most people treat as a cookie is actually called a "cracker," it has something to do with the dry, crunchy texture. Still--if it tastes more sweet than salty, I consider it a cookie at its heart.

"...A cookie by any other name would still taste as yummy..." Well, maybe. I'll take chocolate chip over graham any day--unless you've got a campfire, marshmallows, and a Hersey's bar for me!

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15 Feb 2016, 6:33 pm

I have always thought animal crackers were cookies.

Kuraudo777 wrote:

Maybe we could classify what cookies are and what crackers are based on how good they would taste in soup or milk?

That would make graham crackers a cookie, for me. I could eat them plain with milk (although I think they're best with peanut butter).....or at least I used to eat them plain with milk (or with peanut butter), before I developed a gluten intolerance. I haven't tried the gluten-free kind yet because they're too expensive.

I think maybe graham crackers are some kind of hybrid/in-between category....a croockie?

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I've pondered this one before (it must have something to do with being surrounded by little kids for years!). I think that when something that most people treat as a cookie is actually called a "cracker," it has something to do with the dry, crunchy texture.

That makes sense.

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15 Feb 2016, 6:42 pm

Graham crackers LOOK like crackers.

Animal crackers look like cookies.

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16 Feb 2016, 7:19 am

animalcrackers wrote:

Unless they're animal crackers!

DAMN YOU!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!