I dreamt I'd gone to the bathroom and had a nice pee. Only problem was, I was at my cousin's house, half way across the world and was in my nephew's bed, so... the time difference, as well as the bed not being my own was probably what threw me off--or at least that's what I'm going with: I was lying in bed, over a *nice-thick-quilt* which I proceeded to urinate on thinking that it was the toilet... something felt funny, and after a second or two I suddenly woke up... fcuk, I'm NOT in the bathroom. I'm nowhere near the bathroom. I'm lying in bed, in my nephews room, taking a leak on his bed.
Long story short, I went to my aunt's room, woke her up and confessed to what I'd done. She came to the room, saw that the quilt was the only thing that'd gotten wet, told me to hit the shower (it was 3 am) while she and my cousin sister pulled it off the bed. I asked them whether we should burn it. They laughed, put it in the washer, cleaned it and put it back on my bed the next day.
They must've done a good job of it cos it felt like/smelt like I was lying on a bed-of-roses, after that. Was too embarrassed to look anyone in the eye, the next morning. Luckily, my sister ended up calling and I asked her if she could apologize to everyone on my behalf--which she did--after she finally stopped laughing.
I couldn't sleep for more than a wink for the next few nights.
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20 Mar 2016, 12:41 am
