Why are animals naked all the time?

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Guys. I just realized something. Animals are naked all the time.

Like ... if you go outside and see some animals, they are all naked. They flying birds are naked. The fish are naked. The squirrels are naked. Even my cat is naked. Isn't that gross? Why are animals so perverted?

I think that president Donald Trump should make a new law forcing all animals to wear clothing. How come animals can walk around naked outside and I can't? That's discrimination!

We could create so many new jobs if we hired people to make new clothes for all the animals.

I think it's because animals are covered in fur. Well, most animals are. Underwater creatures like fish aren't, but I suppose it would be very time-consuming to put clothes on every sea animal.

It's funny how it's a crime for a human male to show his penis in public, but seeing a dog's penis in public is OK. I mean, a penis is a penis...isn't it? Sometimes I've seen dogs with a big penis sticking right out.

My cat wears natural clothes. A tuxedo! (She's black and white in a 'tuxedo-like' pattern).

If porcupines wore clothes, their quills would tear them full of holes.

A pig would wallow in the mud and get them all dirty.

Ducks would swim in the water and get their clothes all wet.

And just think of trying to dress an elephant, let alone making an outfit big enough for it to wear! Also I read their skin is like really rough concrete and would probably tear holes in it.

A cow would probably eat its own clothes.

A lion would... yeah, if your cat doesn't like you to dress it up, imagine a lion.

It would cover up a tiger's stripes and make them too easily seen in the wild.

Plus this isn't a cartoon, and they'd just look plain silly.

I'm guessing that this is a joke thread.

Probably because they have fur to keep them warm, and we don't. We probably did at one point, but we evolved and lost the fur/hair our primitive ancestors once had.

Some people say that animals aren't naked because they have fur.

First of all, this means that worms are naked because they don't have fur. Perhaps we could knit little socks for them to wear.

Second, does this mean that I could be naked in public if I was really hairy?

*Mammals* have hair or fur. But birds have feathers and reptiles have a scaly hide. Most animals have some kind of natural protection while humans are just pathetic weak blobs of flesh. How did we get at the top the food chain, I wonder? I don't think it was because of our so-called bigger brains, but because we smelled so bad most animals didn't want to get near us.

If animals were truly naked, how come they become clothes when we skin them?

Check mate!

I'm glad that people wear clothes instead of walking around naked.

Humans are in fact the only animals that wear any clothing when you think about it.

I think we should take note of all other animals and get rid of our clothes. Better yet, let's pretend we never invented clothing to begin with.

They didn't eat the magic fruit.

Most animals have natural clothes in the form of fur, feathers etc. Humans lack natural clothes so we have to make artificial clothes to wear. Historically this meant taking clothes from other species.