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03 Feb 2016, 5:23 am

I was thinking about this the other night. What if the devil offered you three things in the world but you would have to sell your soul. Would you sell your soul?



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03 Feb 2016, 5:27 am

I would probably do it with some amendments to the contract.



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03 Feb 2016, 5:44 am

How can I appreciate any one thing at all if I'm magically zombified?


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03 Feb 2016, 5:51 am

I would have the lawyers review the contract line by line



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03 Feb 2016, 6:05 am

i don't understand the question. anyway i don't know about devil/satan/lucifer/gods i just wish i live and die without causing harm to anyone. it's difficult,though.

i also don't want 3 things or anything. even if i wanted them i wouloudlnt risk as long as immortality is not one of the three wishes. everything has as end. it's 2016 , the year 2092 for sure i will not be here.

whether there will be any sort of judgment or not. and even if it's just death and that's it. we only spend a few decades on earth. and of course i wouldn't want to be remembered as an evil person.



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03 Feb 2016, 6:09 am

awkward facepalm wrote:
i don't understand the question. anyway i don't know about devil/satan/lucifer/gods i just wish i live and die without causing harm to anyone. it's difficult,though.

i also don't want 3 things or anything. even if i wanted them i wouloudlnt risk as long as immortality is not one of the three wishes. everything has as end. it's 2016 , the year 2092 for sure i will not be here.

whether there will be any sort of judgment or not. and even if it's just death and that's it. we only spend a few decades on earth. and of course i wouldn't want to be remembered as an evil person.


You will not harm anyone. Its just a contract between you, the devil(Satan, Lucifer) and the lawyers. I would include the lawyers to iron out the details. For example he offers untold riches, an empire or a head of a powerful world business conglomerate which owns everything. He just wants your soul after you live a long life.



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03 Feb 2016, 6:16 am

Can we opt for the secular middle ground of being reincarnated as Dante's lawyers?


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03 Feb 2016, 6:20 am

cberg wrote:
Can we opt for the secular middle ground of being reincarnated as Dante's lawyers?


Its a type of deal with the lawyers as the middlemen sorting out the details between you and the Devil. Every contract has amendments and clauses. Then you have to sign the contract with your own blood to make it binding and legal.



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03 Feb 2016, 6:53 am

It doesn't make sense to give something that lasts forever for a few decades of happiness.

There is also the constant dread of being fearful of the afterlife so really your life will still be bad.

There is a documentary on YouTube called 'sold their souls for rock n roll'
Musician's are known for taking drugs for a reason, they are miserable.

There's also a reason rock turned satanic
in the 80's many rock bands were openly satanic.



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03 Feb 2016, 7:05 am

frenchmanflats wrote:
cberg wrote:
Can we opt for the secular middle ground of being reincarnated as Dante's lawyers?


Its a type of deal with the lawyers as the middlemen sorting out the details between you and the Devil. Every contract has amendments and clauses. Then you have to sign the contract with your own blood to make it binding and legal.


Nope, I'm Norse & that's an unprecedented way of drafting any pact. Oaths like that are better purposed towards evenly apportioning the worldly riches among successful conquests.


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03 Feb 2016, 7:20 am

'but no one's buying' (wh***y ford somewhere)
still.. you'll see it by the chains they're wearing!



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03 Feb 2016, 7:33 am

" Nevertheless, the bargain is considered a dangerous one, as the price of the Fiend's service is the wagerer's soul. The tale may have a moralizing end, with eternal damnation for the foolhardy venturer. Conversely, it may have a comic twist, in which a wily peasant outwits the devil "

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03 Feb 2016, 9:11 am

So you're asking us what our "price" is?



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03 Feb 2016, 9:20 am

I am someone who believes Satan exists in the way described in the Bible. I believe in literal Hell and eternal damnation. I also believe that's where I'm headed when I die anyway. I also believe that for roughly 99% of the worlds population past, present and future. If I could actually get something back in the deal why not?



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03 Feb 2016, 9:41 am

frenchmanflats wrote:
I would have the lawyers review the contract line by line.
Be careful what you wish for ...

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An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. A newly annointed angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer was cast down to the gates of Hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.

One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God's face clouded over and He exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here!"

Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God was as mad as He had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right ... and just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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