Just a Few Random Questions

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Let's keep the answers appropriate, but I have a few questions to ask that you guys might have a little fun answering, especially if answering them as ridiculously as possible.

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?

3.Who moved the cheese?

4.What are you addicted to?

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?

6.How can you believe it's not butter?

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".

8. What is a man?

9. What is an epic fail?

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"

14. What's the best weapon?

15. What is a woman?

16. What is reality?

I'll play along.

1. I.. Have no idea other than bug him or her with ridiculous questions. Other than that, I have no fictional 'favorites'.

2. Pull it... And throw it on my scaredy younger sister.

3. The wind probably did.

4. CHOCOLATES!! ! And secrets and knowledge...

5. I consider not recalling things a failure regardless the result.

6. I don't. I don't at all like butter.

7. "I'm in big trouble because screw sleeping".

8. A.. Human??

9. An epic fail can only be judged by result oriented people... Except on a hilariously large scale, that would either piss financial handlers.. Or the victims. And a worth of watching.

10. NEEDS. It starts there.

11. Nope. We are the aliens.

12. For now, it involves a surrealistic view from a window.

13. "Look It's the abyss!"

14. THE MIND.

15. A... Human? Minus 'Y' chromosome?

16. .. Take a pick…

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1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?
You mean if the Simpsons came alive?


2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?
I would wonder how it got there.


3.Who moved the cheese?

A mouse.


4.What are you addicted to?
Sleep.

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?
Errors.

6.How can you believe it's not butter?
It's just a name of the product. That's my opinion.

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".
I'm in trouble because I yelled at an innocent cloud.

8. What is a man?
A male.

9. What is an epic fail?
When somebody falls down without injuring themselves.

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?
Terrorism.


11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?
Why aren't we visiting them?

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?
I have seen so much, that I can't verify a specific thing.


13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"
Look it's Jarvis Cocker!! !!


14. What's the best weapon?
Tear gas.

15. What is a woman?
A female.

16. What is reality?
Hardship.

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?
A. I would give him some mayonnaise.

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?
A. I would shake that hand. That's a neat trick.

3.Who moved the cheese?
A. Cheesus, our lord and saviour.

4.What are you addicted to?
A. Wrong Planet. That's no secret.

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?
A. Fail is a verb not a noun.

6.How can you believe it's not butter?
A. How can you believe it is?

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".
A. Bigger is better.

8. What is a man?
A. A prefix.

9. What is an epic fail?
A. It's when you use a verb as a noun.

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?
A. The wombat.

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?
A. They are. They're disguised as wombats.

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?
A. The best is yet to come.

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"
A. A line, followed by an exclamation mark and end quotation marks.

14. What's the best weapon?
A. A smile.

15. What is a woman?
A. Always right.

16. What is reality?
A. Reality is an illusion.

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?

Stare at her for about 5 seconds then ask her how she escaped from a book

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?

Scream

3.Who moved the cheese?

My dad

4.What are you addicted to?

The Sims

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?

The previous government of Canada

6.How can you believe it's not butter?

Because my mom never buys butter

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".

I forgot to clean the bathroom

8. What is a man?

A human who is does things the opposite gender thinks are very strange

9. What is an epic fail?

The current government of British Columbia

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?

Donald Trump

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?

Because their spaceship broke down

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?

A house concert when I was 19

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"

Sunny in Vancouver!

14. What's the best weapon?

Long fingernails

15. What is a woman?

A human who doesn't understand what the opposite gender does

16. What is reality?

Scary

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?
A. Probably scream because one of my favourite fictional characters is Count Dracula or Vlad the Impaler. I'm not impressed with the fact that he impales people and drinks blood. It's mainly his mystique of being a vampire that intrigues me.

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?
A. Jump backwards while screaming.

3.Who moved the cheese?
A. Tom, so he can catch Jerry.

4.What are you addicted to?
A. Lists. I'm a list freak. Compartmentalizing and arranging things intrigues me.

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?
A. Mankind, specifically, their propensity for extreme violence, wars, genocides, encroachments, tortures, etc.

6.How can you believe it's not butter?
A. Easy, because it's not. It's margarine.

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".
A. I went to work and forgot to turn the stove off. If my apartment building is still standing when I get home, that would be by divine intervention.

8. What is a man?
A. A breastless, logical woman.

9. What is an epic fail?
A. See question 5.

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?
A. Intolerance.

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?
A. I don't blame them. Leave your perfect home world for this?!

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?
A. KISS at Madison Square Garden. They were on the Dynasty tour.

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"
A. Batman! What he's doing in Seattle is a mystery to me.

14. What's the best weapon?
A. Love?

15. What is a woman?
A. An illogical man with breasts?

16. What is reality?
A. Reality is like art. It's art if you point to it and call it art. Get it?

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?
RUN. Actually, I'm not sure who my favourite fictional character is.

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?
Jump backwards, bounce off the wall back towards the sink, and get pulled down into the mysterious world below it.

3.Who moved the cheese?
Not me. I didn't even know about the cheese. In fact, I've been at school all day, so I can't possibly have moved the cheese. Why would I even do that? I wanted it to bribe the guards, you say? Don't be ridiculous! The guards don't want cheese, you're thinking of the gods. Cheese is good for appeasing them, which is definitely not what I wanted it for. It wasn't me. I DID NOT MOVE THE CHEESE!

4.What are you addicted to?
TEA! Also curry.

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?
The time I walked into an art lesson slightly late, hoping no one would notice, and fell in the bin. Everyone noticed. I wish someone had filmed it.

6.How can you believe it's not butter?
I... I thought... I thought it was butter. I believed them! THEY TOLD ME IT WAS BUTTER! THEY LIED!

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".
I'm in big trouble because of... things you don't need to know anything about.

8. What is a man?
An adult male human, similar to an adult male reptilian but actually human instead of just apparently human.

9. What is an epic fail?
I leave this to your imagination.

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?
Cormorants.

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?
We're like those weird creepy people who live in the weird creepy house on the edge of town, the one with the broken windows and overgrown garden. Aliens always make very sure to avoid going near us. Apart from the reptilians, but they've been here so long they're not really visitors any more.

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?
A thunderstorm from an aeroplane.

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"
Look, it's the Accursed Madness Wren of the Underworld! Hang on, maybe not. No, no, it's just a normal wren.

14. What's the best weapon?
A combination of string, staples and telekinesis. Lots of string. String is very versatile.

15. What is a woman?
An adult female human, similar to an adult female reptilian but actually human instead of just apparently human.

16. What is reality?
I have absolutely no idea. Maybe string?

yaaaaaay!

1.What would you do if you met your favorite fictional character?

i would hug her. a lot. tightly.

2.what would you do if a hand just appeared out of your bathroom sink?

give it someones love letter an dhope i get a piece of heart in return.

3.Who moved the cheese?

kloggmonkey.

4.What are you addicted to?

playing vidya, browsing 4chan, plasticine........posting....

5.What is a fail(and don't put you)?

way too many good games/bands/movies/shows/books. commercially, i mean.

6.How can you believe it's not butter?

because i am legally forbidden from believing in butter.

7.Fill in the blank "I'm in big trouble because _____".

I'm in big trouble because i'm up past 1 AM.

8. What is a man?

*sade's no ordinary love plays*

what's a man...what's a what's a what's a man...man...

9. What is an epic fail?

a more grandiose version of your previous question.

10. What is the most evil thing on the planet?

most human acts (this has been said before millions of times?)

11. Why are there no aliens visiting us?

I) there are no aliens and we are the only life forms in the known universe
II) there are billions of alien species just like us, we are simply too typical and uninteresting to bother visiting or contacting.
III) these "aliens" are a form of life much more advanced and developed than us and we are not worthy of their time. do we spend millions of dollars trying to communicate with dust mites and diatoms?
IV) they are merely on their way, it's a long trip
V) the universe as we know it is a simulation.

or something.

12. What's the best thing you ever saw?

my life unfolding before me.

13. Fill in the blank "Look It's ______!"

look it's a site clean of spam!!

14. What's the best weapon?

silent treatment.

15. What is a woman?

something G really needs.

16. What is reality?

what you make of it.