do you hate sporks?

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NewTime
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21 Nov 2016, 4:36 pm

i do. a spoon and fork work better.

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21 Nov 2016, 4:42 pm

You mean the sporks that are like spoons, but with openings in the spoon part to form prongs like a fork? Or the sporks that have a spoon on one end and a fork on the other?

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23 Nov 2016, 7:15 pm

I only use em at certain restaurants/fast-food places when a regular spoon will do & I don't have much problem with the sporks.

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23 Nov 2016, 7:18 pm

I like sporks. They're useful.

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23 Nov 2016, 9:03 pm

TheAP wrote:

You mean the sporks that are like spoons, but with openings in the spoon part to form prongs like a fork? Or the sporks that have a spoon on one end and a fork on the other?

I believe those are called "Foons".

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23 Nov 2016, 9:09 pm

I'm indifferent to sporks.

Sporks really hate me though.

Really, I just like saying sporks.

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23 Nov 2016, 9:39 pm

I just thought that I would hate to use the Snoorpk

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24 Nov 2016, 10:22 pm

I am okay with sporks.

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24 Nov 2016, 10:56 pm

Every time I buy a carton of kiwi fruit, it comes with a strange plastic implement that has a curved knife on one end and a spoon on the other.

Is it a spife?
Or a knoon?
A knifoon?

Whatever it is, it's completely useless.

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25 Nov 2016, 6:33 am

Can you eat soup off a spork or a foon or a spofoon, or what ever they are called?

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25 Nov 2016, 9:02 am

I hate them with a fiery passion. Sporks are an abomination, and should be relegated to the last, cold, distant corners of hell.

Just kidding....mostly.

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25 Nov 2016, 12:53 pm

Not much use. They use sporks in jails because the prongs are short.

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25 Nov 2016, 12:54 pm

They should call them shprorks then.

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