I Am Not Like Other Men Because...

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02 Feb 2021, 11:50 am

I Am Not Like Other Men Because...

• Domestic cats are some of the nicest people I know.

• I can prepare a healthy, tasty meal for six with $20 worth of groceries.

• I can send Morse code at 7 WPM and copy Morse code at 13 WPM.

• I do not own an arsenal of military-grade firearms.

• I fetch and pour my own beer (I make my own sandwiches, too!).

• I know when a major sporting event has happened only after it is over.

• I read the instructions first.

• I see violence only as a last resort; but when I hit someone, they go down.

• My bathroom is clean enough to never be declared a biohazard zone.

• My pick-up truck still looks like a pick-up truck.

• The nearest star I pay attention to is about 93 million miles away.

• The strongest words in my everyday vocabulary are "Darn" and "Heck".

• The vacuum cleaner is no stranger to me.

• The washer, the dryer, and the steam-iron are no strangers to me, either.

• Video games are fun only when the chores are done.

• When I cannot figure something out, I ask my wife for help.


What would your personal list look like?



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02 Feb 2021, 8:59 pm

I am not like other girls because...

*Doused myself in gasoline

*Set myself on fire

*Screeech!! !

*Runs towards you

*"GO AWAY!! !"


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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02 Feb 2021, 9:12 pm

because i hate sports in general. not just dislike. the NOISE of sports esp. gets me down. because i like beautiful music. because my Stendahl's Syndrome makes me very emotional at odd things.



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02 Feb 2021, 9:13 pm

Most men I know are just like your list. Most humans in general.


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02 Feb 2021, 9:17 pm

i will admit that i am typical of other men in the slobhood department as well as in burning water.



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02 Feb 2021, 9:38 pm

Have to agree with Fnord on most of those, except I copy CW at 20 wpm and send at 25. Can't sit in the fast lane in the Extra bands at the speed limit...and I write what's not in the manuals.


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03 Feb 2021, 9:24 am

old_comedywriter wrote:
Have to agree with Fnord on most of those, except I copy CW at 20 wpm and send at 25. Can't sit in the fast lane in the Extra bands at the speed limit...and I write what's not in the manuals.
Yeah, my speed has dropped since learning 'code was no longer mandatory, and digital modes became dominant.

I am just an ordinary, average guy trying to hold on to a piece of reality somewhere on the high ground between "Toxic Manhood" and masculine decay.



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03 Feb 2021, 10:28 am

Fnord wrote:
• Video games are fun only when the chores are done.


That rhythms nicely. :D



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03 Feb 2021, 10:42 am

and sorta rhymes well as well :mrgreen: