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Graelwyn
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26 May 2007, 1:17 am

I find this funny... but then I am childish. :lol: Worth a listen


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26 May 2007, 4:20 am

My son in law has a strong will power but can't stop farting. He went to a hypnotist to get some help.

He really tried to cooperate, really tried to go under. But after a while he let out a rip roaring smelly fart. He kept his eyes shut andthe session continued, but he is still smoking to this day!


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26 May 2007, 4:46 am

I love fart jokes, this was really funny!!



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26 May 2007, 7:27 am

nannarob wrote:
My son in law has a strong will power but can't stop farting. He went to a hypnotist to get some help.

He really tried to cooperate, really tried to go under. But after a while he let out a rip roaring smelly fart. He kept his eyes shut andthe session continued, but he is still smoking to this day!


Really????
Omg, I would get so embarrassed. I feel terrible when it happens in a public place... I just move off and leave it lingering there so someone else can take the blame.
My classic farting moment was when I was at a spiritual seminar and did a very loud one after exiting a mediumship demonstration :lol:



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26 May 2007, 11:15 am

Nope. Can't find it funny. Maybe it's just the American-ness. I suppose in this instance, for a change, you can't call it "anal-retentive".


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