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29 May 2007, 7:28 pm

ok this is going to sound totally bizzare but i think earing aids and inhalers are hot. i wear them sometimes in my ears, because they look good on me. also sometimes i use inhalers i just treat it like a cigar son and never inhale. i cant help it. does anyone else have wierd quirks like this they do or what


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29 May 2007, 7:49 pm

I love you, man.



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29 May 2007, 8:28 pm

Why or how would you get the money to spend on hearing aids just to wear as a fashion accessory? Since my own hearing aids cost $5000 and I had to get the state to buy them for me you certainly make me wonder. I don't view them as cool to wear because I get made fun of sometimes or get weird, dirty looks for wearing them if people notice.

Now I don't see anything hot about inhalers unless you are just carrying them around thinking people will feel sorry for you if they see an inhaler. Considering how so many people now have asthma I don't think people even give seeing an inhaler a second thought however.

Could you explain your fascination with these Richard.



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29 May 2007, 8:34 pm

obviously im not going to explain richardbenson's fascination, but i will say that Morrissey used to wear an earing-aid as an accessory in his early days with theSmiths. I think it was irony or something, i dont know.

Now i suffered from asthma when i was younger, and i actually got threw out of a nightclub once for blasting away on my ventolin. They must have thought it was something else. 8O



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29 May 2007, 8:34 pm

I dunno why, but whenever I'm around those small salami meat sticks or cylindrical chocolate wafers, I have an urge to stick one in my mouth and do a Groucho Marx impersonation.


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29 May 2007, 9:26 pm

Ticker wrote:
Could you explain your fascination with these Richard.
well ive always had a pair. ive had them for years and i dont think they work, there adorable. i dont know how to work them. i get compliments on them all the time mostley from me though. inhalers just look so cool. its like a little devices that has power in it. mostly fog.

i dont see why youd be so upset over me and my babies. obviously you have some serious issues that i have nothing to do with.


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30 May 2007, 4:32 am

Did they think you were deaf when you were young? I had my hearing tested.

Ticker I understand what you mean. But in a weird way don't you think it is positive that he doesn't see them as something unattractive?

richardbenson are you attracted to women with hearing aid inhalers?



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30 May 2007, 10:19 am

i cant lie if i saw a girl and she had some earing aids i'd be turned on. i dont know about inhalers though, i need her to be able to breath when i act like arrhnold in the sack!!


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30 May 2007, 3:55 pm

richardbenson wrote:
i dont see why youd be so upset over me and my babies. obviously you have some serious issues that i have nothing to do with.


Richard, I'm not upset with you and your fascinations. I just find it err... different since most other people seem very put off by viewing others medical assistive devices such as hearing aids, inhalers, nebulizers or even casts, braces and bandaging. Not too long ago I trekked through Walmart with a big honking knee brace equipped with serious metal hinges on the sides. People gave me nasty looks like I had the freakin plague instead of just the torn cartilage I had. Oh and if you see me in town I am the one with the crazy walking cane with purple flowers. And I will be wearing my hearing aids. :wink:

Seriously Richard sorry if I made you feel like I was dissing you. I just was wanting some clarification on why. Whatever you like is ok with me. Myself I have a fascination, near fetish, of Escalades.

BTW if you need a fashion inhaler I have a few empty Maxair cartridges and the inhaler mouthpiece thingies from various brands. For some reason it feels wrong to throw old ones away. Just curious how do you feel about nebulizers and Epi-Pens?