It said I was a Homersexual

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Chakapew
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04 Jun 2007, 3:04 pm

I just felt like posting this since it might give some fo you a chuckle. Anyhow one time after getting some Chinese takeout I opened up my fortune cookie and it read "Stop looking, true happiness is right beside you" and the only other person in the room was my best friend. He was a guy so I can't help but think that the fortune cookie was saying that I was homosexual.

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04 Jun 2007, 3:10 pm

And another thing, I think god played a mean trick on me when I was born being a cat lover but I am allergic to them.

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04 Jun 2007, 3:23 pm

wow :lol:

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04 Jun 2007, 3:26 pm

They are randomly printed. I might stage it if sopho or any of the other wrong planet women my age. heh.

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04 Jun 2007, 3:28 pm

Chakapew wrote:

It said I was a Homersexual

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04 Jun 2007, 3:32 pm

Chakapew wrote:

I got that one while standing next to my wife just two weeks ago. I quickly ran into the other room. She asked what it said, so I told her and she hit me. :twisted:

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04 Jun 2007, 3:53 pm

So, since eh's your true happiness, don't you think you ought to do something about it?

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04 Jun 2007, 4:03 pm

that was a pretty funny joke

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04 Jun 2007, 5:58 pm

Sopho wrote:

Chakapew wrote:

It said I was a Homersexual

Oh, good, wasn't just me. XD

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04 Jun 2007, 6:11 pm

SolaCatella wrote:

Sopho wrote:

Chakapew wrote:

It said I was a Homersexual

Oh, good, wasn't just me. XD

That was the first thing I thought of too.

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04 Jun 2007, 8:52 pm

Embrace your inner gaydome and blah blah.

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04 Jun 2007, 9:08 pm

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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04 Jun 2007, 10:18 pm

It said I was a Homersexual

I didn't notice it said HOMERsexual when I read the thread the first time.

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04 Jun 2007, 10:55 pm

Sopho wrote:

Chakapew wrote:

It said I was a Homersexual

BEAUTIFUL
First thing that came to mind.

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05 Jun 2007, 1:04 pm

Nah I am pretty sure I am not HOMERsexual since I saw a naked dude once on accident at the swimming pool in town, diddn't do anything for me. I saw boobies when I hit puberty and yea that worked for me. Anyhow I am suprised nobody tried to say I was bi-curious in order to plant the seed of doubt in my mind.

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05 Jun 2007, 1:09 pm

What?

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