In another thread, we've been picking on Canadians, mostly for the way that SOME of them may speak ("eh?").
I apologize to our cousins from the Great North. Not every Canadian speaks like the MacKenzie brothers, and most were laid-back and pleasant long before their government legalized recreational marijuana across their nation.
A while back, there was a commercial that featured a character named "Joe Canuck". He gave a magnificent speech on what it is like to be a proud Canadian. Here it is...
Joe Canuck wrote:
(clears throat)
Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled.
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, NOT American.
And I pronounce it “ABOUT”, not “a-boot”.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing; diversity, NOT assimilation; and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee' -- 'ZED'!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
And the best part of North America!
So, here's to you, my fine Canadian friends! I raise my Molson to your honor!