Klutz of the day

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I think I win the klutz of the day award today. I was trying to push my reading glasses up and I shoved my pinky up my nose, It really hurt too. I was expecting blood to come gushing out!
Can anyone beat that?

My rain overalls undid themselves in the back, where they fasten. They're the ones with the cheap, plastic fasteners. As I took them off, I accidentally pulled my elastic waistband jeans down, with them. Everybody could see my pull-up. I cracked a little joke saying, "Everybody knows that I wear Mick Avory's Underpants, now!"

My husband is a penny pincher and he refuses to buy new pants until they fall apart. One morning as he was getting ready to go to work he bent over to pick something up and the entire seam ripped in the rear....I told him it would have been really funny if it had happened at work instead of at home ! Him and his thread bare dockers .

Today I was pulling up to park at a 7-11, and my foot must have slipped or something, I don't know, because I hit the gas instead of the break. Realizing I was going forward instead of stopping, I tried to slam on the break, but instead only accelerated...right over the curb and stopped only a few feet away from the store window! not even a scratch or anything. Just freaked my sister and her friend out! bonus points since my mom told me, before I left to "drive careful" and I made some comment like "Don't I always?"

me and the stairs have a special deal going- that is, when i approach them, i will trip and fall upon my butt and bounce down each step until my bottom reaches the bottom. ouch.

How about sticking my finger up someone *else's* nose? It didn't happen today, but I fell asleep on a bus once, sitting next to the guy I was crushing on, and I woke up and I had stuck my finger up his nose in my sleep. He was looking rather shocked and, needless to say, that didn't go any further.

......Ok, you win for the finger up the nose bit!

Wow! I've accidentally had some girl's finger up my nose once. This must be fairly common female behavior.